"It might seem shocking, but the Aperture Relaxation Vault can store someone in suspended animation for years before they begin to experience brain damage!"
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I just played through Portal 2 a couple of weeks ago, for nostalgia's sake.
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is, we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is, we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
The Cave Johnson narration is just 👨🍳 💋
Ah yes, the video after which they've forbidden him to film
I can hear this picture.
The shower curtain company that folded spacetime
“Did you know you can donate one or all of your organs to the Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls? It’s true!”
Every time video game things come up on Lateral he's more or less stumped because he has just never been into games, which is totally fair enough, but I feel like if he were going to enjoy any video game at all it'd be Portal
What's Lateral?
Tom Scott's game show! https://lateralcast.com/
He has always had a real love for game shows and has done quite a few different ones over time, but Lateral seems to be his main project just now. The format is dead simple, it's Tom plus three guests (usually other youtubers or podcasters that he has met throughout his career) taking turns asking the each other some kind of a question that requires, as the name suggests, some lateral thinking to puzzle out
A protest non-voter
The cake was, indeed, a lie.
Beat the fuck out of Wheatley or Intelligence core depending on the time we're talking. (P1 or P2?)
I've assumed the party position, now where's my cake?
Something something eating ass.
Oh hi. So how are you holding up?
Because I’m a potato.
But, where is Norm?
Please assume the party escort submission position