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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 80 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I drive like an old bitch.

I ain't got ticket money. You'll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Same

I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I'd rather spend that money on LEGO

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Friend of mine just told me about a new 9000 piece death star. Gonna cost like $1000.

He's already planning for it around his yearly bonus at work.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My wife wants me to buy it for our wedding anniversary next month

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Broke: My wife doesnt let me buy legos
~~W~~Broke: My wife demands I buy legos

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

This should be a bumper sticker

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Hell yes, fellow slow driver! It also saves fuel and car maintenance expenses.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I sold cars for a while. When you sell cars the company’s insurance typically requires the dealer to make sure everyone has a clean recent driving record. That means no speeding or bs of any kind.

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[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Driving the speed limit at all times regardless of mood. Because I value my safety as well as the one of others.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But what about the "I'm late for work" mood 😥

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 16 points 6 days ago

the few minutes speeding saves you wont do any meaningful difference

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Don't leave late. Lobby your politicians for sensible transport infrastructure (i.e. not just cars)

There is no excuse, but people normalise the hell out of it

normalize avoiding vehicular homicide

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

I'm a bike commuter and it's this by a lot. I've had assholes swerve into the bike lane because they're salty I'm not traffic like they are, and punish passes are ridiculous. Dude, I'm doing 20 on my ebike, the speed limit is 20, you're an asshole.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago

It's ridiculous how acceptable people think it is.

I have someone I work with that seems to think the faster he goes the more important and busy he is, therefore he can treat everyone else on the road that follows the rules like they are just retired old geezers with nothing better to do.

It's infuriating. There is nothing I hate more than people with no patience or ability to plan ahead and leave at appropriate times.

I'm a school bus driver and I obey speed limits religiously (and somehow I'm almost alone in this among my coworkers despite the fact that our buses all have GPS monitors installed and our boss can see exactly how fast we're going at all times). Almost every day I have people behind me blasting their horns at me for this. Like, just imagine getting road rage at a fucking school bus driver.

My favorite thing is when they tailgate me, apparently oblivious to the fact that I can't see them at all when they do this, not even in my mirrors.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I have lived in places where the speed limit is very obviously around 10 mph too low for the road's engineering and surrounding environment, consistently. Consequently, there is truly no one during busy times doing the speed limit.

This gives police the ability to pull over anyone, at their discretion, with direct legal cause (not even the "immune from consequences in practice" kind). Even driving the speed limit creates a hazard and merits intervention according to the law.

The place I'm describing was very racist, driving while black was absolutely unofficially illegal, and this lets cops pick and choose in all the worst ways.

Be deeply suspicious of any law that is routinely broken by everyone for years with no change - it is to allow arbitrary, bigoted enforcement.

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah we are not a culture that can have cars safely.

cant think of another

Say 'genocide bad' in public. I dare you.

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 6 days ago

People react the same way when you don't make a right on red.

[–] m0stlyharmless@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

So many drivers don’t understand average speed. It’s ridiculous.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 38 points 6 days ago

Me using my phone on the bus after a hard day, knowing I don’t have to pay attention to shit on the road: 😌

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Cruise control so handy.

Set to the speed limit and chill.

If people want to pass that's their problem.

Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

That's because Australia has realistic speed limits. The US doesn't, and thats why people drive over it all the time.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I envy that you have a life where you can use cruise control when you are in your vehicle.

If I am in my vehicle it is usually to go to work, which means crowded highways and people who cut me off or can't maintain their speed worth a damn so if I use cruise control it's only for like 5 seconds before I either have to hit the brakes move into another lane.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car ~~without my seatbelt on~~ and film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Very obviously wearing their seatbelt

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

"when things are so bad you start obeying traffic laws as if you give a shit whether or not you'd kill some kid today."

[–] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Broke: driving the speed limit because you are tired.

Woke: driving the speed limit because you are a responsible citizen who wants to make the roads safer.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bespoke: going the speed of traffic so the irresponsible citizens are also safe

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've been driving Uber for awhile and I adopted grandma driving for my own sanity/safety.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Had an interesting chat with a chill taxi driver about this. He’d been in the business almost 30 years and says he sees people who don’t adopt this philosophy actually have health issues, and quit.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

One crime at a time, save that crime for something good

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

At least where I'm at, I think it's more dangerous to drive the speed limit on the highway than to go 10 over, just because of other drivers. Driving the speed limit makes many other drivers lose their goddamn minds and drive insanely unsafely just to get around me. It's wild the things people will do just to get to their destination a minute or two faster.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

I'm not responsible for other people's anger issues. As long as people take this stance we will remain in the endless shitty cycle of people feeling like they have a good given right to drive 10+ over on any road, be it an interstate highway or a residential road where kids are playing.

[–] Lag@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm always afraid of getting rear ended if I get stuck behind someone. All it takes is two people late on the brakes to ruin my life. But of course I'll try to plan ahead and pass safely instead of losing my mind.

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Me with a 30 second commute from my desk to my bed:

:( -> :)

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No idea what this is supposed to represent

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And on the wrong side of the car.

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

On one hand, I think speeding is wrong, but on the other am I happy that these people help finance police operations.

(If you drive over the limit in Switzerland, you will get caught and you will pay and also the police are not evil (at least from what I've heard))

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I had such a rough day at work one day I drove across three states only to eat at a waffle house then turn around to drive back home.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Everyone in the comments talking about speeding and I'm here like.... Yeah, that be my day most days.

We've normalized the pain and suffering of modern working life so much that people see this shit and go "oh yeah, speeding is X, y and z" and completely skip over the part where life is a crushing, depressing, and neverending loop of torture.

Yay?

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

It's not possible in BMW

[–] udon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Speed limit of the street or speed limit of the car?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sometimes calm driving can lead to a calm mind.

And open all the windows sometimes!

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

PSA: Don't open windows on busy roads. Let's in a bunch of pollutants like rubber and metal particles from tires

If it's a place you'd voluntarily have a picnic nearby, feel free to open windows

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