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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 213 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.

[–] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wait...pussies has knocks?

[–] accideath@feddit.org 71 points 5 days ago

Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Wasn't lead paint enough? Now we have lead tampons smh

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 120 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 78 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

More exotic tampons are theorized, but have not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It depends on your frame of reference, really.

A pair of large vags(?) colliding sounds like a great time...

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[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 81 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 16 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn't know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don't recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago

When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.

The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.

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[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 76 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.

Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I'd get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she'd cum her brains out.

Fun times.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago

Hi, I'd like to unread what I just read, plz.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 40 points 5 days ago

Thanks for sharing, please don't.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Need a diagram to understand what you mean

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

collapsed inline media

Alcove in blue. It didn't extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.

[–] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Why is she filled with corn? Is she American?

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 11 points 4 days ago

That is adipose tissue (body fat)

So yes, she's American

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[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which direction was the alcove?

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 57 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 87 points 5 days ago

No, it’s definitely liquid. I just asked my dad, brother, uncle, grandpa, and (male) friend.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

I thought large

[–] ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 days ago

Light, Regular and Heavy

Ahhh yes. Like Street Fighter.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wait are there solid mensuration?

[–] fuckgod@feddit.online 69 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it's rarer and usually called a baby.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I know you're joking but "solid menstruation" can actually happen and it's called a decidual cast and it's some brutal metal shit.

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Define "solid". It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining. But they are soft

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How soft? Are we talking skittle, starburst, sour patch, or jello?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's nuts, where would they store their pee?

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Women don't pee. No balls.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Makes sense.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're not wrong, but they call it Super instead of Heavy for some reason. You can get L, R, S, and S+ tampons.

At my worst I was flowing over a S+ in under an hour, but that's not okay and I've got health problems that are causing it. They're supposed to last around four hours, and you can't leave them in for more than eight hours or you run infection risks. They can be painful coming out dry, so if you've got a lighter flow, you'll want a lower absorbancy so they're nice and juicy coming out.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I don't think ducks typically use tampons.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Left hand and right hand insertation :-)

Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it's congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don't fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

Wait, I thought it is for left- and right handed people?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Two chicks at the same time, man.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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