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You're not fooling anyone you know!
I can't take him like that, it's against regulations
Look, isn't there something you can do?
I feel happy!
Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?
I don't know, but I liked it anyway
And why should I believe a liar like him?
we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth
It could be a deepfake. A whole new class of conspiracy theory is now actually plausible.
I mean, I fully expect an administration as corrupt and dishonest as this one to spend the minimal time and money required to do such a thing for as long as they can get away with it.
Yeah, but he lies all the time... Can we trust him on this?
In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.
Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”
Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health
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He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.
When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.
The desperate search for a brain
Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?
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Well I didn't believe he was dead before but now I'm not so sure
That's exactly what a dead president would say.
Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
There's a necromancer working overtime somewhere
It's Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.
Who the hell is that supposed to be?
Looks like Anthony Hopkins' new movie, Trump.
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Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
Trumpstein's dead, confirmed.
People should just hold huge protests that simultaneously celebrate his death and call for the release of the Epstein files. Maybe his orange, fat monkey head would explode.
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On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he's never been know to tell the truth before.
Its just gout everybody gets it....then a few years later incontinence, arthritis, dementia or a bad fall and eventually the pearly gates or the lava hole.
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I want a second opinion
given his lies track record, that must mean he's definitely dead
Sad
I don't believe him.
Look at his gross dead pig eyes and tell me that isn't dead...
If I had a nickel for every time Drumpf told the truth, I'd now have a nickel, which isn't a lot.
Jokes on you, that's just JD Vance in Drag.
Of course you'd say that you stupid fucking horse!
Common Barbara Striesand...
The LAMESTREAM {{media}} wants you to BELIEVE that "trump" is NOT dead.
I don't know what would be worse.. Trump still alive or JD Vance taking over. It is like a lose/lose situation..
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is he still talking about that creep?
And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.
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