Alwaysnownevernotme

Left victim with a nosebleed.

This seems, quite unlikely. If dunking is all that occurred.

I'll be making the rather unpopular assumption that the family who raised the kid who dunked a stranger his own age in a public pool and then involved law enforcement also stooped to lying about the injury.

That dunking is probably the most competent parenting that child will ever receive.

Man you guys are tackling the real issues.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a nuke..

I can't even comprehend it with the blinding majesty of the democratic actions taken, where they heroically and with the utmost of poise forgive their opponents for all crimes domestic and international.

The darn Republicans just don't understand how forgiving and merciful the Democrats will always be. So mean.

I knew you were trolling because your apostrophes were placed too correctly.

I am sorry for being a Siberian border guard and I don't know what to do with that.

Ngl this sounds like some of the most prominent .world posters.

"think" is a rather generous phrasing of what they're doing.

They only need enough to fill a few town halls a year and cry on the news every other political cycle.

They could give a fuck if the rest blow their brains out or drink themselves to death.