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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago

My guess: american guests expect 70s temps or AC. Homey runs airbnb, guests want it and go to his competition that offers it, therefore he's bullied.

poor fuckin' baby.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

a heat pump? an aircon? an antenna? πŸ˜–

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 35 points 1 day ago

John American actually invented those, back when he created the cheeseburger.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yes I've heard they're very poor over there

[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Judging by (what looks like?) the slate roof, I'm guessing this in in the UK?. So its probably the AC unit. (I'm sure slate roofs exist outside the UK, I'm just guessing.)

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It looks to be corrugated iron. Corrugated iron would be a really weird roofing material in the UK, as it's terrible for insulation. Also if he was from the UK it would be on the news because no one has air conditioning. It's really hard to even find someone who knows how to install it.

It can't be anywhere in southern Europe because they'd already have air conditioning, could be France or Germany though they tend not to have aircon by default.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Lots of office buildings in the UK have air con, but I agree that it would be difficult to find a tradesman to install one unless your brother in law works at Wates or something.

It could be a barn conversion air bnb, because what idiot in the UK would put that on a roof they were planning on living under? But the contract looks way too urban for that. Makes no sense.

[–] xep@fedia.io 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's not a great place for a compressor, direct exposure to the weather means they are unable to exchange heat as efficiently. Why'd they put it up there?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lack of space is the primary reason for putting it on a roof. It will get direct sunlight and there will random temperature differences so efficiency will never really be perfect. The condenser coils are also covered and it's not open like a ground unit would be.

They could put it in the shade, and that would be nice. I am curious where they should put it in this case...

[–] inktvip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those β€œAmerican style” ground units in Europe. They all look like the one in the picture and are predominantly wall or roof mounted.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

They exist, but primarily for heavy duty or professional use - think office spaces or supermarkets. Most homes are fine with wall units.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A sprawling yard to put things on is a very american thing.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It could be a thing for any rural house in countries that have the land for it.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Yes, but the vast majority of Europeans are not rural -- and unlike Americans, they aren't suburban, either.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

You and the commenter above are blowing my mind. How much land do you think an HVAC unit requires?! You simply install it on the north side of the house/apartment/whatever, out of the sun.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I know it doesn't require much land, but there isn't any land available in population dense areas. Roof installations would be required for row houses and situations like that.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, if you're downtown or something, but my understanding is that most people don't live downtown, but instead just outside of urban areas.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The OP is about a different country, it's possible 'most people' in that place do live 'downtown'. But even if it's not most, still there's a whole lot of people in every country who live in bigger density situations, often there is no ground level outside space free for new installations.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Sure. I can't really place where they're from given the picture, but I'm guessing something in the Americas south of the US? If so, there's probably plenty of space.

But yeah, it's possible, I just think in many areas, a meter square pad is doable.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Say what? They sit on 1 sq. meter slabs. Are you thinking HVAC units are the size of RVs?!

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Ah yes, let me put a 1 sq. meter concrete slab on my French balcony.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ok and where are you gonna put 20 of those next to an apartment building

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 13 hours ago

They also need clearance, they're supposed to have like 15' free above them and a couple feet on each side

[–] niemcycle@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago

Also it's not a matter of if that hole in the roof for the tubes will leak, but when. Don't put holes in your roof.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 26 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Dude climate change demands these. Have them powered by solar panels and its a win/win

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 20 points 18 hours ago

They might have meant that. Americans using climate change to bully them to install a mini split.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well you messed it up anon. You'll need a bigger antenna for good wifi ac

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nah, that's the antenna to watch TV for the TV watching license.

I have heard that they recently passed a bill for having a toaster license you have to use to use your own damn toaster.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

I love living in a country/part of the country that doesn't really need AC. Today is the hottest day this week peaking at 27Β°c but the rest of the week is like 23Β°c. Perfect weather to go to the beach to cool off.

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