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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 251 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Anon conflates the desire for a more involved and expanded social life with just having sex, thereby perfectly explaining their lack of a more involved and expanded social life.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 59 points 2 days ago

That’s definitely a decent chunk of what people in the media who talk about the ‘male loneliness epidemic’ are talking about, though. I don’t think I’ve read a single article about it that doesn’t devote time to how little sex young men allegedly aren’t having.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 171 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yea everyone knows as soon as you have sex once you never feel lonely again.

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Seems like a lot of incels really believe it though

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed, which may actually be the source of their problems, or at least one of them.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah when they fixate on sex it generally results in a bunch of behaviors and personality traits that make them unpleasant to be around and often make other people (particularly women) dislike or even fear the idea of sex with them.

I also honestly think a lot of it comes down to homophobia. I think there's a lot of closeted or Kinsey 3+ bi men that are prevented from being happy with a male partner and even more importantly it keeps straight men from pursuing platonically fulfilling emotional intimacy from other men. I often deal with sexual transference behaviors out of male patients (when I try to help them emotionally they develop sexual attraction) and it can be difficult to both find a male staff member to model appropriate nonsexual emotional intimacy to them and to get the patient to accept the healthier experience / teaching.

TLDR there's a lot of things I would like to do to help solve the male loneliness epidemic because it's a very real thing but I'm AFAB and NB at best and 90% of the work needs to be done by men helping other men, so I'm functionally helpless to do so.

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[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 114 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This entire post is precisely the problem. The fact that everyone here is conflating sex with mental health support is the reason why men's mental health isn't being taken seriously.

Men are not socialized to, and even actively discouraged from being emotionally vulnerable with each other.

We won't need men doing more fucking, we need men to sit down together and talk about their depression, and we need other men to be supportive and not downplay these conversations with sexist or homophobic slurs.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Exactly what I interpreted from this too. Posting a bunch of stats on sex and marriage as if they're a remedy for loneliness ignores the fact that people absolutely can feel lonely while having both.

Men do absolutely need to be better with each other but women do perpetuate this also.

The modern concept of masculinity is completely broken. Long ago it used to be about being a protector, now it's about anger, dominance, power, emotional dysregulation, resource hoarding (most of which provide little benefit to society at large).

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A co-worker keept telling me he knows what's wrong with me and that I just need to fuck. I so wanted to strangle him, because I'd imagine that would make you less focused.

Another keeps insisting I grab (a married co-worker) by the pussy.

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The fact that everyone here is conflating sex with mental health support is the reason why men's mental health isn't being taken seriously.

The comments are taking the lead from the greentext that forms the basis for this post, and taking any greentext seriously is basically the original sin here.

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 107 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Yeah, totally! Getting my dick wet is precisely the kind of emotional and intellectual connection I'm missing! The penis is my data transfer cable.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The penis is my data transfer cable.

That could almost be a CAKE lyric

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[USB Connection sound]

Remember to safely unmount

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  1. That is sex. You can have all the sex you want and still be lonely.
  2. Those stats are probably the "we asked some people" kind which means everyone who had their first relationship at 24 will say that "oh yeah technically i was with that random girl in grade school so you know what lets say its 12"
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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Shit. I've had sex that made me feel even more alone than before.

(Had to figure out how to word that.)

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Male loneliness epidemic" is about male friendships more than anything no?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago

That's definitely one sense, and the one that's actually an issue. But I've read enough headlines and yt subject lines to pick up on there also being some muddying of the waters with romantic female companionship. Or rather lack thereof as being a key part of the crisis.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"premarital sex" also known as sex

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
>It's not just about getting laid (though that's part of it.)
>It's also about friends
>But even in the "getting laid" part, it's moreso about a real emotional connection in conjunction with the sex, I believe they're called "relationships."
>while some is just incels, it's also normal people
>If we had more Third Spaces that aren't centered around booze and money, it'd go a long way to helping the issue
>it's not just men.

The "while some is just incels" in your code comment part had me for a while, genuinely made me think of programming

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There's a difference between having had sex and not being lonely... If these idiots would stop equating being lonely to not getting laid there wouldn't be so much resistance to the idea that there is a problem. Yeah, not being able to find someone to have sex with sucks but there's a whole lot of other shit missing that comes before that. If your only problem is not getting laid you're not lonely you're horny.

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[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What are stats on suicide rate for men? Or depression? Wouldn't those be much better indicator than whether or not they had sex or marriage?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago

Depends if you are on 4chan of not

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yup. the sexual loneliness epidemic is easing up, because we're all fighting back to 'normal'. But ask most men this simple question: how many non-sexual friends do you have in your life that you communicate with more than once a week?

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think a simple "what do you feel right now" would stump half the population.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they dont answer with the predifined "fine"

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The predifined “fine” is either a real “i don’t know “ or “it’s too socially dangerous for me to say what I really feel “ imho

[–] sys_team_chapel@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 days ago

Or even “I think it would be nice to talk to you in more detail, but it’s really difficult to summarize my entire mental state in a short sentence, so to avoid you and I the headache, I’m just gonna say fine.”

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

IDK about 'loneliness epidemic', but 'lonely' IS my normal.

I do communicate with some friends more than once a week, but none of them even live in the same city as I do.

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Is it normal to talk to friends more than once a week? That seems like a strange standard imo. Even my besties and I touch base maybe once or twice a month at most, and see eachother once every 4 to 6 months.

That sounds normal to me, but it’s worth noting that when we were under Covid lockdown, I didn’t understand how so many people freaked out about it. I’ve always been sucky at social interactions and pretty much always felt lonely as a baseline. It’s like I’d been training for lockdown my entire life. Seeing others lose their minds trying to live the way I’ve always lived was quite awkward.

Which means for many people, your/my standards for social contact are way too infrequent. I don’t know what an average measurement would be, but it’s clear that our “normal” can’t be most people’s “normal.”

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those stats cannot be right.

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

They’re not.

A quick google search:

In Japan, roughly 50% of young adults aged 18-29 report being virgins.

In the UK, about 46% of people aged 16-24 identify as virgins

10% of US males under 34 are virgins. (Source)

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EDIT: The OP seems to be citing data from at least 15 years ago. But that’s precisely the problem: the world seems to have changed in that time. We have 3 times the number of virgins across age groups in just a few years, for instance.

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That is not how source work. Without citation you are just claiming that it is a different number. This is in no way better than what you are disputing.

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's from this site which seems to aggregate different sources.
I dont know what it's worth.

edit: typo

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 11 points 2 days ago

It made me feel better so it's real now.

[–] Mika@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

18-29

That's hell of a range here. You can be 19 when you've been asked the question and lose your virginity next year.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just to be clear, there is a loneliness epidemic: https://www.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/surgeon-general-social-connection-advisory.pdf

In the scientific literature, I found confirmation of what I was hearing. In recent years, about one-in-two adults in America reported experiencing loneliness. And that was before the COVID-19 pandemic cut off so many of us from friends, loved ones, and support systems, exacerbating loneliness and isolation.

Loneliness is far more than just a bad feeling—it harms both individual and societal health. It is associated with a greater risk of cardiovascular disease, dementia, stroke, depression, anxiety, and premature death. The mortality impact of being socially disconnected is similar to that caused by smoking up to 15 cigarettes a day,4 and even greater than that associated with obesity and physical inactivity. And the harmful consequences of a society that lacks social connection can be felt in our schools, workplaces, and civic organizations, where performance, productivity, and engagement are diminished.

Dunking on incels who equate loneliness with a lack of sex and ascribing the “male loneliness epidemic” to being a meme made up by chronically online social media users is a mistake.

Everyone is experiencing loneliness.

Just because women suffer in silence while some men turn to antisocial behavior doesn’t mean that this is a problem that’s fabricated or only affecting men.

If you’re resistant to believing that this is a real problem because the people making noise about it on social media are primarily men then you’re ignoring reality.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Is that an Andrew Tate wojak?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

They also want to capture the "lonely man" demographic and make them feel like it's not their fault, engage them and get their clicks/dollars.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"3.3% of men are virgin by age 30"

Cool! I am special

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Instead of "having been married" and "having had sex", maybe measure the amount actually spent in relationships and their quality.

If a large portion of men don't have the skills to be in a relationship despite having the skills to find one, then the data showed here in greentext means jack shit.

TIL I'm like in the 10%

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Shit, 4 more years and I will be in 10%.

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