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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A co-worker keept telling me he knows what's wrong with me and that I just need to fuck. I so wanted to strangle him, because I'd imagine that would make you less focused.

Another keeps insisting I grab (a married co-worker) by the pussy.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does your job not have an HR department or something? I'm fairly easygoing but encouraging sexual assault is over the line.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Literally does not. The closest to HR is the owner's son.