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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 107 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, totally! Getting my dick wet is precisely the kind of emotional and intellectual connection I'm missing! The penis is my data transfer cable.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The penis is my data transfer cable.

That could almost be a CAKE lyric

[–] BobsonDuggnut@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

It could give new meaning to the phrase, "you've got male!"

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[USB Connection sound]

Remember to safely unmount

[–] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

You mean pull out just after the handshake packets get sent?

[–] happydoors@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe Avatar was onto something….

Well, crap... don't have nearly enough hair for that...