"Permits those confined to bed to smoke."
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Big horny
Wait until they discover the ~~hookah~~ water cooled robot smoker
If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
'robot' is just older version of 'ai'
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery
literally taking ai is broad too
Especially broad when things that have no intelligence keep getting branded "artificial intelligence".
I was at a mall and was laughing at an ai washing machine with friends. the manager, standing nearby, overheard us and said "you know what? these ai models are exactly same as the older ones from inside. yet we launched a campaign to 'upgrade' the models to ai and more than 50% of customers are accepting it, paying us money and returning happy with the discount we give lol".
My first thought was: this is a hookah.
you know about hookah?
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It's mostly a young person thing, but yeah....not an uncommon thing around here at least.
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Of course! Saw one last night!
I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.
Hookah? I hardly know her
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
Automatic butt ejector.
Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.
Do you put the tube in your butthole?
you could have someone else do it, if you want
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
How did that work?
It's a gag gift, the implication is that you'd put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
Lol
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
Man if the 50s weren't so racist they'd've loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
surprised it wasn't made with flavor -lead™
"radium? more like Radi-yum!"
I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.
Forever chemicals don't kill you.
But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.
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I’d hit that
Autocancer-inator
One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.
A hookah but worse
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