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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.

The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.

You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Also, if we suspect you've done so (such as a hx of inserting items into orifices or swallowing them for pica or malingering reasons), we would do an XRay or CT first.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably similar experience as this lady who left a butt plug in, but instead of an anal rail gun, it'd be a stomach rail shotgun.

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED445/645d164a3bdeb.jpeg

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

Riskiest click all day... My god could you imagine the horror of surviving that?!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Well, you ever have anyone to threaten to tear you a new asshole?

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Microsoft Clippy materializes as your permanent sidekick. You cannot close Clippy.

"Looks like you're jacking off again, would you like help with that?"

"Looks like you're thinking about your ex again, would you like to stage a home invasion?"

"All women hate you, the logical conclusion is that modern day feminism is at fault, would you like directions to the nearest KKK rally?"

Clippy has a lot of issues. It's not worth it bro.

[–] waz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The idea of a paperclip involved in jacking off made me cringe more than I would have expected.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me put it this way: a) it would probably make the news and b) both the MRI team and the funeral home will curse you.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

They wouldn't do the MRI because they'd be ripped through your body

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

You'll choke on a box of paperclips.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine pinhead from hellraisers turned inside out. Also they might heat up and burn too.

Bro got intrusive thoughts 👀

[–] Symphonic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If the machine starts operating then, yes it'll be bad.

During initialization the machine checks for all of this. I once had a staple on my clothes and the tech came in and asked me to look for it. They didn't know what it was. They just knew I had metal on me.

The butt plug rail one is wild! Idk how that happened.

[–] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

That's wild. I know about the plug one, but a staple?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

I don't know, but tell us the answer if you try it /j

[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Watch the episode of House MD with the magician. Pretty much that.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I imagine the paperclips wouldn't taste good.....

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: the paper clips are plastic but the box is metal so the MRI just squares your ass away.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You wouldn't make it to the MRI. They'd be attracted to the magnet before you entered the MRI. Not too sure how close to the magnet you could get, but maybe a few feet?

I'd assume it depends on the strength of the magnet and efficiency of shielding (assuming MRIs have some shielding.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

You’ll get a big surprise!

[–] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

The good thing is that whatever you were going in for the MRI for won't matter, because you'll be dead.