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[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

[–] eRac@lemmings.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Last night, while brushing our teeth, my wife made a comment about losing all her hair. That required a delay in going to bed until we had listened to I Earn My Life. Unfortunately, that leads into the obligatory Reaganomics dance party. Before we knew it it was 11PM and we were considering the philosophy of logo design.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I submit for Lenny’s approval, that this song eclipses the original

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Neil is a genius.

T.I.M.E. is unnecessarily moving for a mashup and it feels like it adds a level of depth that both songs didn't have before.

[–] eRac@lemmings.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I genuinely cried during my first listen to that album when I got to T.I.M.E.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's been a while since I listened to those albums, but there were a couple years where I had them basically on repeat at work. just so damn good

maybe I should try that again

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 3 weeks ago

I would have taken the Rolo

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Neil is a genius.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacks 🍒🚬❤️🖤

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, they tasted good, but inhaling those...as with all cigars.. made you sick af. You could get used to it, but would have much rather have a shitty menthol cig back in the day.

Now, they all suck ass. But cloves do smell wonderful still.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ha well I also loved menthols. First Kools, then Marlboro Menthol.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Whoa whoa whoa... Djarum blacks came in cherry flavor? :O

I smoked Djarum for years and never saw anything other than vanilla. :(

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Shiiiit... If I see a pack of 'em somewhere I gotta try 'em. Probably fuck me up because I ain't smoke cloves since I was 20.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can I take up to 3 items? I want that red pill, the ciggy, and the Rolo.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back...with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn't perfect enough for you!!

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

now what can I get for my indigestion

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mmmm, that's a Sampoerna Extra. I'll take the clove. What does it do besides taste good?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Movie progresses as normal, but neo now has emo bangs throughout the movie.

Keeps fascists from appropriating the red pill thing.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

There is actually an extra hand in the shot where Neo signs for the package in his cubicle. It's lying on his desk and wearing a watch. They later cropped it out, and that shot is a little granier as a result.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I miss Blurays and DVDs only for stuff like deleted scenes, alternate scenes, bloopers and directors commentary.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I ASKED FOR KURIBO'S SHOE MORPHEUS DO THESE LOOK LIKE SHOES