Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.

“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.

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this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"

Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"

Funny story, but the size of my penis is why my balls always get wet when I pee.

I was careless, didn't look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it...

...independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.

I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we'll get to that later

Unrelated but this newspaper says:

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There's people that are actually saying "hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here's my phone number!" ???

Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?

Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.

are all the impressed comments in here from men lol

14.5 inches, what an absolute unit

OMG it’s real

Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.

"Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm" 🤣

Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.

my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first

This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen

Which I found humorous. Because penis.

Longer than the average forearm, that's crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.

My man making a baby's arm look small 😂

Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.

Lol his face in that pic says it all

He must have big feet

Speaking of gargantuan penises.

I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.