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Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn't think about usually.
When you have a 37cm pénis that's probably all you can think about.
At that size, it better be paying the bills.
Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?
I promise it's a real issue for women.
I have been pregnant but don't remember falling down because I couldn't see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.
Oh don't get me wrong. His excuse is absurd! Because you can move your feet in the shower if something is obstructing your view. My point was that yes having a body part that prevents you from seeing immediately below it can be a nuisance.
Keeps?! How? They didn't cover that in Sex Ed. 😶
Well until the baby comes out, lol. The things I remember trying that were much harder with the constantly shifting weight distribution were roller skating and cartwheels. Bigger and bigger till the baby punches its way out of your abdomen (since in sex ed they probably didn't cover that part either).
But seriously, if women can handle that constant change in weight distribution, I am sure a guy with a massive schlong can handle having it without falling over. Unless it has a mind of its own and gets tangled around his legs or something.