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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I have been pregnant but don't remember falling down because I couldn't see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.

[–] TisI@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh don't get me wrong. His excuse is absurd! Because you can move your feet in the shower if something is obstructing your view. My point was that yes having a body part that prevents you from seeing immediately below it can be a nuisance.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Keeps?! How? They didn't cover that in Sex Ed. 😶

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Well until the baby comes out, lol. The things I remember trying that were much harder with the constantly shifting weight distribution were roller skating and cartwheels. Bigger and bigger till the baby punches its way out of your abdomen (since in sex ed they probably didn't cover that part either).

But seriously, if women can handle that constant change in weight distribution, I am sure a guy with a massive schlong can handle having it without falling over. Unless it has a mind of its own and gets tangled around his legs or something.