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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 21 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 4 points 4 hours ago

I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.