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[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don't want recommendations based on…whatever that is

[–] tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, c'mon! Where's your sense of adventure?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It died when my bones started to creak

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Feels like it sometimes, ngl

Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeah Tom Segura, yuck