homelessness minister
well yes she's making people homeless, job well done
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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Damnit. Beat me to it. But the joke basically wrote itself so.. :D
Maybe she misunderstood and didn’t realize she’s supposed to reduce homelessness.
Yes, but if she doesn't keep making more people homeless she'll be out of a job!
Then she’ll be homeless! Which increases homelessness numbers! So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.
So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.
I can confirm, having a job (or 3) does not provide a home.
I bet her job does though.
Turkeys don't vote for Christmas.
FIY, the Minister's party (Labour) is currently pushing a law to increase tenants' rights, including preventing this exact situation from happening, which makes the whole situation even more ridiculous and hypocritical.
Labour’s Renters’ Rights Bill, which will become law next year, prohibits landlords who have ended a tenancy in order to sell a property from relisting it for higher rent until at least six months after tenants have moved out.
Labour is a deeply unserious party that is trying to revert to Blairism. They want to look like they are doing something, but don't actually want to change anything.
It’s also the party who willingly sent hundreds of thousands of disabled people including children into poverty. So not too off brand either.
This implies Tories are any better
Is she trying to get in on this before the law passes?
Always a nice change of pace seeing terrible politicians from outside the US. Terrible for our outlook as a species, but a nice change of scenery none the less.
All landlords are bastards.
Labour party lmao
They should rebrand to the “Work or Starve” party.
Or Work And Still Starve at the rate they're going
As a Canadian, sensitive question but how come everyone in the government and labor party is Indian nowadays? Im just curious as I’ve noticed it as I read these stories
The UK has a lot of ethnic Indians because of the empire and encouraging immigration to replace people who didn't survive WWII. The Labour Party has about as many people with Indian heritage as would be expected given population demographics. It's probably just more than in Canada, so it seems like a lot to you.
Never connected it to the post ww2 population decline but it makes sense, thanks
She resigned rather than keep the rents low. She’s just gonna go full evil landlord now
Look up France-Élaine Duranceau, minister of housing in Québec, Canada. Another fine example.
yep, she's completely disconnected from reality. She bought her 700k$ house cash at like 30 something, cannot understand why people does not invest in real estate. She would be the one saying "are you trying not being poor?"
My landlord did this. He said he wanted to sell the place, then rented it again at a way higher price. Very illegal, but I moved out of the city - hard to do small claims from so far away.
Small claims? Is that what you call a brick through every window and a Molotov through his car windshield?
Small claims would get you a payout though. A bunch of bricks could get you arrested.
So he’d be out a few thousand in deductibles and you’d likely be in prison?
Why would you toss bricks and stick around to get arrested? It’s not like the cops would even investigate, they don’t really do anything
Being a landlord should automatically disqualify you from that position
I agree. Being a landlord should automatically disqualify you from being a landlord.
Guess she meant something different with "unreasonable rent increases".
Minister for homelessness, previous experiences appreciated.
Look... If you own housing with the express purpose of using it as a means of income or financial gain/stability then you're objectively a piece of human shit.
Same if you sell food.
SMH.
Awful, but unfortunately happens a lot.
I bought my home two years ago in anticipation of my now former landlord selling the building, which he did last year. I didn't want to get priced out of living in the place I wanted to be.
Incredible. In the worst way.
Seems pretty credible to me.