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Homelessness minister threw out her tenants - then increased rent by £700 a month (inews.co.uk)

submitted 16 hours ago by FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 75 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe she misunderstood and didn’t realize she’s supposed to reduce homelessness.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but if she doesn't keep making more people homeless she'll be out of a job!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Then she’ll be homeless! Which increases homelessness numbers! So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.

I can confirm, having a job (or 3) does not provide a home.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

I bet her job does though.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Turkeys don't vote for Christmas.