Wow, I have literally never heard that version of the story.
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My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
Ok, I've officially employed this method, mixing it with some other suggestions in the thread.
Cha-cha-cha-lava,
La-la-la-chicken!
Oooh chicken jockey
It's a chicken jockey!
Peaches peaches peaches peaches
Woooon-derboy!
I did get a satisfying "no dad, that's not how it goes", but then it resulted in him singing it a few more times... I think I'll just keep it up until it's clear to him he's being trolled, then we'll see what happens.
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
I don't wanna sound old here...
I got bad news for you, that's basically all we're doing right now.
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
Oh shit... I don't think he's ready for that level of weird...
Hah, now I just want to know what he'd think of it.
Where would we be without black olives on pizza
We'd have pizza people actually wanted to eat!
Don't get me wrong, if you want to keep more pizza for yourself, then olives are a great deterrent and that's a legit strategy.
If you want to do a real case study, get only two pizzas and put olives on one, pineapple on the other, and just watch.
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
Brutal...
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
Right!
Nice try son.
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
Honestly, this is probably the answer.
"SORRY KID, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC. WHAT? IT'S CALLED RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, YEAH YOU'D LOVE IT. WHAT? NO, NOT TILL YOU'RE OLDER"
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
Oh man... That's the dream. I think I've missed my window for that though, at this point the wife is pretty committed to keeping him.
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
I'm not sure that's really gonna make the situation better though...
My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
He has a set of shark PJs, and whenever he wears them I sing [his name] shark do do do do do...
And he immediately responds "STOOOOP DAD! PLEASE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU BEFORE!"
And I'll never stop doing it
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First off, to be clear, I don't agree with this statement, I think it's the wrong stance.
But after that, I think this is a really an interesting point. [In general I understand a policy of not inciting violence] but if for instance, (purely hypothetically) the country were to fall into civil war (a crazy suggestion I know), wouldn't this policy instantly seem inappropriate?
I mean, encouraging people to join the war effort would be a matter of course, to quash that sentiment and silence those voices seems unethical.
As we slip closer to that possible outcome, surely the time for seriously talking about violence would come before the first shot is fired, right? So where do you draw that line? At what point is a statement which incites violence "violating site rules" and at what point is it "legitimate discussion of impending hostilities".
And I for one, am very interested in how mods feel about this question.
edit for clarity in brackets