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[–] BlackJerseyGiant@lemmynsfw.com 39 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Oldsmobile 98. 3 tons of mailbox plowing steel bumpers, orange barrel throwing, luxuriously spaced seating, so much chrome it upsets local birds, and steel steel steel. Bumps in the road? Lol. Was that a twig or a curb we just rolled over? Cant tell. Can fit an extra three persons in the trunk comfortably with the subs and amps, if necessary, or a honda 185 three wheeler, and is unstoppable with a set of chains on the back in the snow. Longer than the Short Bus, a back seat that made most king size mattresses blush, with the gas mileage to match. Oh how I miss you Hooptie. RIP.

[–] OldGrayDog@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 19 hours ago

I had maroon 70' I drove in high school. It easily sat six. I have many fond memories.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I had a 70 Olds 98 with the Rocket 455. You could literally hear the gas pouring into the dinner-plate sized carburetor when you floored it. Had it for two or three days and the janky wiring caught fire and it burned up. Probably for the best really.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Had an 99 Crown Victoria. When I had to check all four tires, I'd pack a day-bag and carry extra water.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

Yup, had two of them. A 74 with the 455 and an 83 with the 307. Oddly, they both got about the same mileage, but the 455 was way more fun.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

My buddy had a 93-94, we crammed like 12 people in it one night, including the trunk lol

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 30 points 19 hours ago

I remember even smoking in cars and using their ashtrays. Filling them up with butts and scooting them around or compacting the ash to make room for "just one more" because I "didn't have the time" to dump it out into a parking lot yet. I spent a long time not thinking that cigarette trash was garbage. It just seemed like it was a necessary part of daily life and that whatever was done in support of keeping it coming and not thinking much about it was entirely excusable and normal. I remember my parents smoking on airplanes.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 18 hours ago

Old luxury cars are the bomb. My girlfriend has an 84 Cadillac Eldorado project that has a cig lighter and ash tray for every seat - which is awesome on road trips when everyone wants a device charger. Plus they're super super comfortable. Even on old suspension it feels like riding on a floating couch.

Now if only the engine swap we did could keep any of its engine oil inside the oil pan, it'd be great...

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 24 points 15 hours ago

I've been in lots of cars with blurry photos

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My parents had an '88 Marquis that had cigarette lighters in the back doors. On a road trip as a kid, I learned how quickly those lighters heat up: pretty fast. Don't test it yourself.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ha my mom had a Cadillac, pretty sure even the same year, and my little brother also found out the hard way about those lighters.

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I can still feel the pulsing pain of the burn on my finger.

[–] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

My grandfather's car ashtrays in the back were absolutely packed with my garbage as a kid. Sorry Papa.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

slaps car this baby can hold so many candy wrappers!

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

OK I remembered them, but the memories didn't flood back until I read this. I was definitely stuffing them with my trash

[–] blackwateropeth@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Oh yea, coin storage for the toll roads xD

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

they are still in some newish aircraft which always makes me giggle when I see them

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 10 points 18 hours ago

Especially on the toilets, they are there for safety reasons

If you're stupid enough to light up on the plane, you have a secure way to discard it.
Else the idiot will try to "hide" it somewhere and potentially start a fire

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ah. The memories of being a wee kid and heating them up. And touching the red hot element. I think that's one of those experiences that everyone that has been near them as a kid has had.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

I did it once back in '96 I think I'm a friend's car that was a vomit of a post soviet auto industry. And then did it again few months ago while explaining what's that thing in our VW golf to my kid.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 12 hours ago

I remember when lighters for all all seats was listed as a selling feature.

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Shit. I forgot about those

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

If you were fast, there was a neat trick where you could use them as a bottle opener too.

And some actually did just straight up have bottle openers.

Idk about this one, although it does look like it is, but some were removable, so you could clean them and more easily use that nub to open bottles.

[–] Ashiggan@eviltoast.org 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Nope I remember these. I think it was my grandfather's car?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If you're in the back seat of a Tesla, you'd better look at those things real carefully.

In the event of power loss (in the event of a crash and subsequent fire perhaps), the only way out will be to disassemble that and pull the release cable.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

I suppose you'll need an exotic screwdriver to disassemble it?