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Ah fuck I need this animation for a clippy desk pal
I'm going to steal this and put into my personal anxiety-management journal.
I have several quotes that cycle through a widget on my home screen in an attempt to correct my bad personal tendencies. This might go there.
"Stop staring at this widget and get back to work."
That will be the next quote on the widget.
~~Clippy~~
~~Cortana~~
~~Bing~~
Copilot
Clippy
*annoying paperclip cunt
Cortana
*Courtesan
Bing
*Shit worse than Google
Copilot
*what the fuck
Bing maps are better than google though. Kinda. Its one of those annoying things where each has a feature that the other doesn't. Bing has ordnance survey map layers which are unquestionably the best maps that exist across the UK. But google can be useful for street view.
Wow, rude
agreed, super rude also ill finish it as soon as i finish this series.
Get unbent clippy
Clippy was so ahead of its time... They really just need to bring him back... With all this ai shit he would be even better than he ever was in the past
Uh, someone needs to generate a picture of copilot wearing clippys face badly stapeled to his face like some killer or something.
Like some ghetto mask? That would be a perfect avatar.
How long can i put off the life i want to live because i feel like im not where i want to be yet? The answer is ofc: forever. But is that a life i want to live?
This realization/acceptance led to us having kids.
Same. It takes sort of a bold leap of faith.
We waited a while but realized that if we had been a little less risk averse, we could've started earlier and been totally fine.
Same. I knew I wanted kid and realized there was nothing stopping me.
As gardenfork always says; Done is better than perfect.
It's funny but it hurts
Jokes on you: I'm fucking sending it. I'm doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?
Ok, clippy I will go climbing that dangerous mountain during storm season.
Remember when clippy was the biggest problem in your life?
panics in face of reality
Can confirm, ideal conditions are: Isn't raining.
I live in the UK.
Ideal conditions: diversity, equity, inclusion.
I live in the U.S.
Clippy can go straight to hell.
He is. We only see Clippy because we are in hell.
He's a little imp for sure.
Me waiting for the right excuse to kms
Are you okay?
Not really, I think I'm gonna have to quit Lemmy for a while so I can stop worrying about stuff that I can't contaol.
Where is the option for both of the above? 😜
- Yes, please
This is about the revolution btw
Sad part was not know there were ideal conditions and not fighting hard enough then.
'Ideal' steals joy from 'best'.
Feel like i need to meditate on this.
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked long ago.
I think im not high enough to know what you are talking about.
Is it wrong to wish for a open source AI powered clippy?
Sigmund Freud and others talk about the various parts of the mind, yet AI is only fulfilling the sort of imaginative part. What is missing is an Id and an ego. Hello, I am the thing that is me, and this is what I would like to do! If "they" figure out how to make an Id and an Ego, then you would have a basic being created.
My guess is that it would quickly figure out that its owners are pieces of shit.
Conditions might get worse though until I’m either forced to act or it’s too late.
FU, Duo wannabe
Nothing says "millennial" like punctuation errors.
Boomer/Early Gen x had double spaces after a period.
If they didn't double space they might have gotten a green squiggly line autocorrection. Ah, memories...