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[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 208 points 3 days ago (2 children)

a lunatic? completely. but this is almost a valuable message to break through to that echo chamber.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 189 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Flying economy just for fun?

It is just her humble bragging about being rich by cosplaying as a regular person.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 154 points 3 days ago (2 children)

yeah, it's ridiculous - but the core messaging is "money insulates you from reality" and that's something these people need to hear.

[–] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She "launched her first six-figure business in middle school" aka. has rich parents and never knew anything she is talking about here

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 56 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Every "independently" wealthy person under 35 on the Internet.

Step 1, have lavishly rich parents

Step 2, use parents money and business networks to make money

Step 3, brag about being humble while also flaunting your wealth.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“I made this all myself. If I can do it, anybody could do it”

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If I wanted to see someone bragging about their accomplishments, I'd just look at this:

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I'd even posit that this otter has contributed more to society than anybody on Linkedin.

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[–] xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago (11 children)

No they need to feel it by taking away their wealth

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago

You'll never live like Common People

It is just her humble bragging about being rich by cosplaying as a regular person.

Pretending to be rich yet grounded while actually being neither.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's her justifying to herself that whatever success she previously had and just lost was a choice, not a failure on her part. Clearly her business took a turn for the worse.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 90 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is on par with the Greek stoics, idle rich fuckers who would deprive themselves of luxuries "for a while" ... and then congratulate themselves for that deprivation when they got back to doing their regular idle rich fucker shit.

https://youtu.be/St8FtbzH_JE

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

quietly nudges an old tent and sleeping bags out of sight

Yeah who would want to deprive themselves of luxuries for awhile, and then reminisce about the experience later!?

😐

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There’s a difference between that and thinking you’re on to a philosophical secret while being blind to the all the time living conditions of almost every human being.

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[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago

This reads like she was living outside of her means and recently was forced to return to her financial reality, and is framing it as a choice she made lol

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So they’re unemployed and pretending that they’re just trying to ground themselves.

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[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 days ago (6 children)

"I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do."

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I find the cooking one weird, because the food you cook for yourself is usually the best. I know exactly how cheesy I like my pasta sauce, and how big I like the chunks of chicken sliced in my curry, and what ratio of spices I like in my fajitas. I'm not even that good a cook. I can't imagine having enough money to want to stop doing that.

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

But how are you supposed to enjoy that food without an obsequious NPC to cut your steak for you? Is it even eating without an envious audience?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The food at the really fancy restaurants is really fucking good. I'm a pretty good cook and baker, and if all my time was taken up with something that pulled in over $1MM a year, you bet your ass I'd sup at such schmancy-ass establishments ... for a few years until I can just retire, then start cooking again with all that knowledge under my belt.

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[–] zout@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You might not be that good a cook by your own admission, but some people can't cook at all. They just never learned it, and they'll just burn the food.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm just pretending to be poor and didn't lose it all on Tesla futures.

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 40 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Who the fuck flies economy for fun

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I like pretending to be poor just like the little people I step on to attain my wealth. It's a great change of pace!"

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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Rich person that has everything the working class suffers to obtain, culturally appropriates the experiences of the working class to benefit themselves."

Rich people will steal anything.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 days ago

Enough ragebait for the day, and I just woke up…

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most humble LinkedIn lunanic

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[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

"whisper networks of power players" doesn't set any alarm bells off for you? When you see something like that happening, you don't think, even for one second, "everyone in this room should become a fine pink mist very quickly." You don't think that?? You just go along with it and try to get some power for yourself?

PATHETIC

[–] o0evillusion0o@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago

What really matters is actually feeling that superiority when you get on a subway with the peasants.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Economy for fun. Mmmm, kinky. Make sure you have a safe word.

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I just checked LinkedIn. She's a real person and this is a real post and there are 83 other real comments from her contacts agreeing with her and praising her. WTF.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How to turn your financial rough spot into pretentious self-marketing 101

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago

BURN CORPO SHIT

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Entrepreneur, your parents are rich, got it. Linkedin influencers, is there a more useless idiot?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fame? I'm sorry but who you is?

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] dragonlobster@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Damn imagine flying economy. With the peasants /s

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice. I’ve been planning for an extended period of being homeless, starving, and working on my interpersonal skills by relying on strangers for basic needs.

Oh, wait, not planning, I meant bracing. Silly me.

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[–] ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (9 children)

No one should have this privilege to begin with. Society should work to create a livable experience for everyone instead of constantly making comfort and stability an exclusive club.

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago

Ironically probably written with genAI

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What I really appreciate is her humility.

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean, getting rich people to reduce their waste output isn’t the worst thing in the world.

Definitely better than the “wE aLl HaVe ThE sAmE 24 hOuRs” hustle grindset nobody-wants-to-work bullshit.

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago

If only she would ground herself in reality starting from the top floor of her skyscraper

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This would be a lot more meaningful if she did that old trope and straight-up switched places with someone for the day. Eat what they would've eaten, travel how and where they would have traveled, stay where they would have stayed, and have the same amount of daily spending money they would normally have had (and if that number's zero, welp, guess it's good she's such a hard worker. I'm sure she she'll be fine.)

Dear Ms. Mah,
It's nice to want to understand what it's like to be a poor person, but you know what would actually help poor people? Sharing a bit of that excess you clearly enjoy. Come back and brag after you do a bit of that, then maybe we could talk.

Sincerely,
Economy-flying, home-cooking, subway riders.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Crazy, when I want to be grounded I just connect myself to the ground pin on my socket.

No.. I am not joking sadly https://groundingofficial.com/

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Basic, indeed.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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