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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

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So grounded. So humble. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do."

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Garcon? I'd like one of your... Big Mac burger meals, medium rare please. If you have truffles, please include them on the side. Also my chosen table by the window seems to be occupied. Please chase them away. Thank you."

[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What the fuck is a Gar-con

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yall too fancy. Where I’m from we sit on old wire spools and drink out of rinsed out bleach bottles.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Garçon, si t’enlève la cédille ça fait garcon, et gare au con ma fille, gare au con!

[–] patxi@mastodon.world 2 points 3 days ago

@weariedfae @The_Picard_Maneuver
And in an instance, my brain was turned in to Pulp