Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for 'Andean Cock of the Rock'. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.
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No list is complete without the woodcock
How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!
I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.
Call me when you find the mythic shag
Sorry, rare shag is all we got.
Common shag is fantastic.
The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.
Back in the day people be naming birds like "brown tittied groundling gayfa**ot" and nobody be batting an eye
why would they need to do something about it?
After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.
If reincarnation is real I wouldn't mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice
Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something
Poor banana
They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin
Yeah, horny nerds weren't invented with computers
Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.