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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 46 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Saleh@feddit.org 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What if the two cheaters stay together?

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

if you cheat a cheater, the world didnt lose a cheater, it gained... four cheaters... uh....

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 42 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Context? Who r these people?

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 50 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 47 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

if they are both married, they possibly made 4 singles

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I doubt the cheaters are ending their relationship over this

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

the cheated may, prove it court got easy

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago

Master Yoda?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Iirc, a lot of relationships that begin as affairs and then go public fizzle out because there’s no longer the thrill associated with the taboo of cheating. I can’t look it up right now, so take that with a grain of salt, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they broke up.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

That's the definition of a piece of shit. They only want to do things if it's wrong.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago

lol you responded with an article that says

CNN has not verified the identities of the man and woman, but the video had people on social media speculating about who they are and their relationship status.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/coldplay-ceo-affair-byron-cabot-20774168.php

There we go

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 41 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Kiss cams are fucking weird, who wants to get peer pressured by an entire stadium?

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago

Coldplay listeners I guess.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Even the article they are bullshit. Two examples are a brother and sister and then a mother sun at a basketball game.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Because that's how counting works.

One, two, trend.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 13 hours ago

The irony here is that if they had actually kissed, they probably wouldn't have gone viral.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My favourite was

I feel terrible for the wife, what an awful way to discover your husband listens to Coldplay

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 18 points 12 hours ago

Technically 4.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

Lustmolche.

She turns and hides her face in her hands, he dives for cover.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

Thanks for the sunscreen PSA, Coldplay!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I also saw that top comment on the video.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

Cold playboy

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago

🙋‍♂️ me, it's funny to see rich assholes get karma'd