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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His biggest accomplishment in life is having a last name.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And a name we have turned into legend despite that family being an absolute disaster filled with human scum.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My only hope for the future is that younger generations seem to not care about "political dynasties". I'll never understand the boomers obsession with ensure one family keeps power for generations. It doesn't make sense

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I listened to the Behind the bastards podcast episodes on the Kennedy family, bunch of fucked up people, but because of JFK and RFK they’re spoken about like royalty. Never mind that if they had lived, they would have become crooked career politicians like all the Kennedys

Edit: that podcast has great episodes on RFK jr as well and the insanity that is his life story. When Rfk jr is your roommate in college, he keeps a hawk on a perch by the bed, and his side of the fridge is full of roadkill.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

There’s an episode of red dwarf that centers on that. They accidentally save him from being shot and the entire country falls apart because all his business comes out.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Easy for dumb brain

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They just don't like the extant ones. They want new political dynasties

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would have assumed he'd want a glass of water to be left out overnight so that the chemicals in them would dissipate.

This coming from a man who likes to swim in known crap infested waters with the family.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm always surprised to hear people dislike the taste after leaving it out. I leave a big cup of water out every night so it'll taste better in the morning 😅

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Your municipality must use chloramines in their treatment. Common for home brewers to collect their brewing water and let it sit out overnight.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've always got a mug of it out, 500ml stainless steel mug.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Giant insulated water bottle. Get to sip on it as I fall asleep and have plenty of 3am water all night and much of the morning

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That’s too close to accurate for an RFK hot take.

It’s because the water absorbs gas from the air, especially at warmer temperatures. Since the uncovered cup of water shares space with people - who exhale carbon dioxide - it’s the carbon dioxide, increased acidity, and other absorbed gasses you taste.

Now for the clincher. Exhaled carbon dioxide is breath leaving the body. So, ghosts.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

So leave a cup of water overnight on your bedside table and drink it every morning to regain the life-force you breathed away while sleeping. PATENT PENDING!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

But I already put pressurised ghosts in my water to make bubbles.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is carbon dioxide just ghosts? 🤔

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it's the carbon moanoxide. * Complete failure to make a ghost moaning sound through text ...

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Peter, those are Cheerios.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

but what is carboning that dioxide ☝️🧐🎩

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So my microwave is haunted. It has one of those old touchscreen control bullshits. If you use it with greasy or covered in meat juices fingers, the grease will continue to press the button only randomly. like we know what our microwave ghost really is, but it's really conceptually fun to have a haunted microwave so we have a microwave ghost.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My phone does that if the screen gets wet (usually from forehead sweat). lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You got phone ghosts!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only in a disco elysium kinda way.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

More of a Grim Dawn way actually.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's a bit insulting. this is more logically sound than most of the shit that comes out of RFK's mouth.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah he can't turn this into a eugenics program

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Almost. Kind of more like:

w̴̝̉A̷̘͋t̸̨̊E̴͖̔ŗ̸͝ ̴̞͗l̵͉̍E̷͉͝f̵͙̄T̸̜̅ ̷̰̀i̷͙̿N̷͙̒ ̸̪͠a̸̪̐ ̵̪̑G̷̥̾l̷̜̑A̶̩͠s̵̟̿S̸̡̍ ̵̠̕o̷̙̓Ṽ̶̬e̴̲̕R̸͈̐ṇ̷͠I̸̝̾g̶̹̐H̶̛̪t̷̞̓ ̴͙̍T̶̜̊a̵̳͌S̵̩̈́t̵͊͜E̸͚̐ś̴̤ ̴̡̆B̸͎̌â̷̞D̶̳͐ ̵͕̌b̴̭͗Ë̵̟́c̵̮̆Ä̷́ͅu̵̹̾S̶̝͛e̷͚̓ ̷̠̆I̸̛̯ť̵̙ ̸͙͗G̶͎͐e̵̞̿T̷̬̕s̵̟̍ ̵̱͌H̸̡̉a̴̟͝Ǘ̸̞n̸̖̅Ṭ̷̎ḙ̴̽D̴̡̓

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think he zalgos so much as he SpongeBob alternating cases

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, hearing him talk makes me feel like I'm being cursed.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

i mean if you're statesian too they built our country on an ancient indian burial ground so like maybe this is just a manifestation of that

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

unless your drinking it at 3am

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's when the night ghosts are all looking for new water

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Could I get sauce of original picture

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Did he really say it or is it a meme? LOL. I would believe either one at this point and will not Google anything about this brainworm added batshit crazy oligarch.