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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 83 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
  1. Escalates the angry driver situation.
  2. Takes photos while driving.

Neither driver here is in the right.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 52 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I don't need to be right.

Fuck you Kevin you piece of shit.

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[–] groet@feddit.org 15 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

going 70 in a 50

Both drivers deserve to lose their license

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Probably not. It could be in the middle of nowhere or on a road where the speed limit hasn't been evaluated and the state default is 50. There are tons of roads like that in California or even some where the limit is in the 30s but it really shouldn't be and locals are in the 60s usually.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 8 points 17 hours ago

You, The Master Driver, are amply equipped to decide what the true speed limit should be.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

That's easy to agree with in isolation, but many times on the main roads near me the normal flow of traffic in the slow lane can be 20 over. Driving at or below the speed limit would create a significantly more dangerous situation than cruising along at the same speed as the nearest several cars.

Yeah, you'd be operating in a more legal way, and the faster drivers around you should be able to safely deal with it, but that doesn't mean the risk isn't there.

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 73 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, honking at me. And those flashing lights on the roof of their car are really annoying.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

what the hells a ɘɔnɒlυdmɒ

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 48 points 13 hours ago

This comment section is a very good case study in why better public transportation is absolutely necessary: a lot of you should not ever drive.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only reason I accept to not let these people pass is if it forces you do something unsafe, like throwing yourself over to the next lane and slamming on the brakes to match speed with the other cars. Otherwise just give them the lane and let them be a reckless ass somewhere else away from you. Safer that way. It's not your job to enforce traffic rules.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 20 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Exactly. You have no clue why they're speeding either. Sure it could be some a-hole, but it could also be someone with a medical situation, or someone that's about to poop their pants.

When I was younger I used to stay in the lane. Now I move over if it's safe, and let them pass. Not worth the chance of accidentally upsetting a psycho.

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[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 32 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (5 children)

Using phone while driving... Great.

Fuck everyone who ever touches their phone while the vehicle is on. This shit is not okay, ever.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
  1. The phone is clearly mounted on the dashboard.

  2. It's not uncommon for people to record their whole trip for social media, not just take to a picture.

  3. This caption could have been pasted over a completely unrelated screenshot of someone else's video for all we know.

Don't touch your phone while driving, but also, don't believe everything you see on social media.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 16 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I have some great news for you. Look at what took effect yesterday in my state! Using a mobile device, including at a red light, is now a primary offense (you'll get pulled over for just that).

This just applies to PA, but it's a pretty big state with a population between Sweden and the Netherlands, so it's not nothing!

https://www.pa.gov/content/dam/copapwp-pagov/en/penndot/documents/travelinpa/safety/trafficsafetyanddrivertopics/documents/distracted-driving-laws-fact-sheet.pdf

[–] coolfission@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Doesn’t matter if it's not enforced. We have no holding phone rules in GA and I routinely see people using their phones while driving.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Worse, too often these laws are selectively enforced only when cops are looking for an excuse to profile minorities and poorer drivers.

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 17 hours ago

tbf, going 20 in a 50 zone is probably not a terrible situation to be multitasking in. not at all like multitasking at 50 in a 50 zone

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 11 hours ago

hevicle

Given the size bloat, I think heavy vehicle => hevicle is appropriate.

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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You know, I get it, they're probably just an asshole. Maybe they're having an emergency, though. How about just letting them get around in case there is a good reason for driving recklessly? Or maybe just in case they're nuts enough to make things violent?

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 53 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I mean, the text say the guy honked for going "70 in a 50".

If you take it at face value, the person posting is the asshole and a terrible driver endangering everybody on the road.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's taking selfies while driving, clearly she's the better person

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[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The other person would have to be doing 70 as well, in order to honk at them.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure. There can be more than one terrible driver endangering everybody on the road at the same time.

I'm constantly, endlessly disappointed at how hard it is for human brains to accept that two people disagreeing with each other can both be wrong.

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The only thing I was in disagreement over was that you said "was the asshole".

When they were both assholes all along.

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[–] youngalfred@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Could've honked while being overtaken

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 21 hours ago

And the other guy is the bigger asshole for honking at the poster for going too slowly when she's doing 20 over.

If you take it all at face value, that is.

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[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Going 20 is the definition of "letting them pass". Or should she have ran off the road so the tailgating ahole could continue on going 90 in a 50 zone?

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[–] TheBeege@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This.

Lived in Korea for awhile, and they generally seem to not have this kind of vindictiveness or self-righteousness. They're usually like, "I dunno. Either they got a reason, or it's not worth the effort for me to do something about it."

That said, social pressure is much more effective here, so the vast majority of people fall in line. See COVID

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 hours ago (11 children)

I just let them pass you. Not worth some lunatic you piss off even more and end up shooting you.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I do this and then wonder why the fuck the asshole honking won't just pass.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I turn it into a game to see how slow I have to go before they leave.

I have come to a full stop before, and they just kept honking. they did drive off once I got out and grabbed a crow bar from the bed of my truck and walked towards them with a smile.

I had no intention of hurting them and it was more for my own protection than anything. They clearly wanted an altercation and fled once they realized how utterly stupid they were being.

some folks just want to feel some kind of power because they feel powerless and they just need a wake-up call.

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

Only time I've been close to road rage was when a Mercedes CL had a really bright LED strobe light installed inside it's front grill and he activating it, if somebody was in his way.

It wasn't a cop or other emergency vehicle. Just an asshole.

I was lucky to be in front of him for 15 minutes when traffic got compacted enough to prevent lane change.

For a moment I considered hitting the brakes on that particular tailgater.

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[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I take my foot off of the gas pedal, if they don't pass me by the time I've coasted to as slow as idle will take me I assume they aren't going to and return to the speed I was going previously.

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[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Have you ever slipped and accidentally honked at someone?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago

Oh yeah. At a stop sign or traffic light, slow traffic, kinda rested my arms on the wheel and hit the horn on accident. Felt like an ass.

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

All fun and games until you get someone willing to escalate 😁

A pit maneuver is easily defendable as an accident if nobody is looking.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

When people ride my ass while I am doing (at least) the speed limit I just take my foot off the gas to gently slow down until they go around me. If its only one lane then I will go under the speed limit. Im petty too like that

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[–] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is why I'm in favor of public transit. So many people should not be on the road. This goes for the granny under the speed limit drivers and the insane road ragers.

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[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

What to do when you have a tailgater behind you:

  1. Foot off the gas.
  2. Wait until the tailgater tries to overtake you.
  3. PIT maneuver.
  4. Keep driving safely.
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