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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

According to to different translators:

"That's not the yellow of the egg"

"It's not exactly the bee's knee"

"can't cut the mustard"

"not exactly brilliant"

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

bee's sneeze

[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

beloved alternatives my mom usually drops:

"das ist nicht die Wucht in Tüten" (this ain't the might in bags)

"damit kann man keinen Blumentopf gewinnen" (one won't win a planting pot for that)

"das lockt niemanden vom ofen hervor" (nobody will be lured from behind the oven with that)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I love the German word verbesserungsbedürftig, meaning 'in need of improvement'.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That makes me fox devils wild!

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

How about Minderwertigkeitsgefühl?

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 9 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

The image on the left gives me the creeps.

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 37 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

I was trying to figure out wtf it was, I have a strong suspicion now ... my fellow countryman are fuckin idiots and this is another example of that bullshit "land of the free".... fuckin idiots can't even enjoy a candy with a toy in it property without regulations and prohibition

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

That's a regulation I actually support. Our fellow citizens are too stupid to not choke one the fake yoke.

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

Is it true that they were banned to stop competition for the American equivalent?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 3 hours ago

We’re too stupid and choke on the toys.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

It brings back good memories from when these things were not absurdly expensive and the toys were good quality.

[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 hours ago

The image on the right can give you the crêpes with some floor.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

...they are for CHILDREN...

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t know what it is but the uncanny computer generated misshaped yolk is what gets me.

[–] eta@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

It's probably not comouter generated. It's a kinder surprise egg that has a yellow plastic container with a toy inside of a chocolate egg.

[–] eta@feddit.org 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This image probably scares americans. on the left because they fear for their children and on the right because they can't afford it.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

I hope you've brought suncream!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

Some of my favourite chocolate from those eggs

[–] BossDj@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's maybe similar to English "get to the meat" of a topic?

[–] Jobe@feddit.org 7 points 4 hours ago

Not at all, OP is very imprecise. It means something like 'It's not amazing/the best", usually followed up with "but it's all-right/will do for now".