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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Am a woman, have no clue what this is on about. My dick hasn't been affected by summer

Body heat, however, is a different story. It's definitely wider when hot and a skinny mf when cool. I therefore provisionally support this claim by the men

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Winter SAD is caused primarily by the winter time change suddenly stealing the only hour of unallocated daylight we had for ourselves, and refusing to give it back for three months.

Lock the clocks on spring/summer/fall time; give Little Johnny a PT belt for his morning walk, and stop fucking over the entire planet with this time change nonsense.

My tiny dick thanks you for your consideration.

[–] Overspark@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn't have, i.e. summer time.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nah, it would be far less disruptive to stick with the time we already use for 3/4 of the year. Winter time is the problem.

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[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

no, I like summer time.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Better for your health, better for students, safer for kids. Use local time!

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[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

rest of the crowd slowly starts clapping

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Well naturally, that's what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My penis disappears into your mum all year round

[–] essell@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Does their mum notice this happening?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

Or eat less

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] proper@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the summer of penis?

“she said I failed the vibe check” “what’s a vibe check?” “I don’t know but I failed so it’s gotta be something bad. you know what this is. it’s GLOBAL WARMING, JERRY!” “oh he we go with the global warming.”

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well I read that in George’s voice

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 day ago

Yep, and Jerry's

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LillaApan@feddit.org 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

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[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago

I've had a bit of a tumble.

Screw that, just send an email.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Oh, so it's not just me that grows an extra one during the summer?

Good, I'm happy it's getting normalised.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don't it?' (about himself) so I guess I buy it.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

"Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size," he said.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

I mean, do they get bigger? Has this been studied? Women's research is usually lacking compared to men's.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It's titled studies about size, you'd have a point if it were about like breast cancer or something but if it's like "is climate change making tits bigger and your dick look bigger?" Ain't no way they wouldn't fund that.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

summer penis

isn't that a song from Grease

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[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't you mean tiny dicks?

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feet I get in summer? Can't wear some of my shoes when we've got a heatwave outside because they don't fit anymore.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that something that only happens to women?

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't know if it's woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this "schwere Beine" ("heavy legs" since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your legs and feet and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.

[–] thethirdobject@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just a reminder that people with testicles are also subject to hormonal cycles

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 21 hours ago

Yes, absolutely but the hormone that causes / worsens this issue is estrogen. I googled it just now, before that I knew this as a "typical women problem" that's why I wasn't clear enough

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[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Have you checked your blood pressure lately? Salt intake? Hydrating okay? Hormones? Allergies?

Could be an early warning sign of something more serious.

A little swelling and water retention especially on hot days is normal. But, if your shoes stop fitting due to a little water retention, they probably didn't fit very well to begin with. It's easier than you'd think to get used to shoes that are too small. Your feet adapt, but suffer.

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[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago

So that's why regions near the equator tend to be more populous.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

… that URL slug is quite a thing

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

The heatwave is dicking them down?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!

[–] Handmaid@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
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