this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 69 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

You left out the best part.

"No-shit Sherlock."

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

I did? There's more to this meme?

edit: there is! And here I thought it was just about shit.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I guess posts about shit count as shitpost.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I've always maintained this stance

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

What did he take to help the symptoms?

Obviously not bananas.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Brutalshit Colonblock

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 22 points 19 hours ago

Been-a-while On-the-pot

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 18 points 18 hours ago

You're laughing. Benadryl Firecrotch was literally crippled by constipation and you're laughing.

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, woah, that link got mangled somehow - should be fixed now

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Ah, the classic.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 19 hours ago
[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 18 hours ago

look at that face and tell me

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Why is he looking at me like that

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 16 hours ago

Still constipated.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

He envies the bowel movement you're probably having while reading this meme.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

He seems so flexible, couldn't he wiggle it out?

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 5 points 6 hours ago

And people say journalism is dead.

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 4 points 6 hours ago

"Actual shit post"