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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 152 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How long until he says it's antisemitic to vote against him

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've met Russian-speaking Israelis in TG, and even if he hasn't, they already think that.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 138 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If it is antisemitic to simply describe what the soldiers are doing, then the actions themselves are antisemitic.

[–] beernutz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Exactly this! Very succinctly put!

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Everything I dont like is antisemitism"

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 49 points 1 day ago

Or woke, or communism.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago (9 children)

"I am jewish and did terrible things"

"Fuckin jew hater! He wants to kill all jews!"

That makes sense right?

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

This is what happens when they know what they are doing are war crimes.

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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow, the "that's antisemitic" saying really is an all encompassing get out of jail free card.

[–] Karrion409@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I feel so bad for any Jewish people who don't support this shit. There's gonna be multiple generations of actual antisemitism spawned by Israel's actions and the fact that the American deep state is obsessed with supporting them.

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[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

It's a masterkey unlocking all doors now

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You, sir, are mentally deranged.

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[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (16 children)

It's just a common religious tactic. When they do bad things, they get angry at anyone who tried to call them out on it. Even if it's their own people, and they aren't doing it on purpose. Is the hate being supported by their religion? Yes? Then it's religious hate, and needs to be stopped.

Does it matter if it's one religion? Nope, they all do this shit. Radical christians, radical hindu, radical buddhists, etc... Call them out on their bullshit and hate, and you're the bigot. Well, fuck religion and the hate they all spew.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 1 day ago

Hey, Israel is so super ethical. They one try on women's lingerie because it keeps them from getting shot. They only starve children because those children will become terrorist. They only shoot people seeking aid or food because they're seeking aid or food. What would you do if someone wanted water? Not shoot them? Are you insane?!

This comment is sarcasm. Fuck Israel and the IDF.

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No, you know what's anti-semitic? Defiling your ancestors by being a fucking genocidal Nazi.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

It is actually impressive that the leader of Israel is the bad guy

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

When Israel was being founded in 1948 the UN sent a diplomat to help negotiate between the Palestinians and Israeli populations. He was a Swedish man who negotiated the release of over 30,000 prisoners from Nazi Germany in 1945. He was assassinated by Israeli Zionists.
Zionism is just weaponizing religion for the use by a government in my opinion. If that's how Zionists acted when they were formed, why should we expect different from Zionists there now.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folke_Bernadotte

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 13 points 9 hours ago

The first pm of Israel was a genocidal terrorist. This is the status quo for states built on genocide.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Not at all. The genocide isn't new, it's built into the very fabric of modern Israel. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2001/may/31/londonreviewofbooks

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well I would argue Netanyahu is the head anti-semitist since by over using this word he has destroyed any weight that it carries. It now has effectively become a joke.

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think he’s antisemitic because he’s carrying atrocities against Semitic people. Arabs are Semitic people.

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 38 points 22 hours ago

Every day that word gets cheapened to the detriment of Jewish people everywhere.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 34 points 1 day ago

As a wise man once said: Never get high on your own supply.

[–] scott@lemmy.org 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's so sinister. Latching on to the real history of blood libel to not only reinforce the idea that liberal media lies as a matter of routine, but to simultaneously use that reinforcement to build up the idea that liberals are either secretly antisemetic or too led around by the nose by propaganda to realize their antisemitism.

Of course it's deeply antisemitic for netanyahu to do this. It's also going to be extremely effective.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 33 points 18 hours ago (10 children)

Netanyahu says it's antisemitic

Learn a new trick, fuckface. This one doesn't work anymore. People are going to start responding to accusations like this with "so what?" because the word has been watered down to such a ridiculous degree that it is no longer meaningful.

And that's really dangerous because it provides cover for actual antisemitism against Jewish people.

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are none of these evil dictators just dying of a heart attack already?!? Let's gooo!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 25 points 23 hours ago (5 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If there was a god, the "chosen people" wouldn't need an Iron Dome, just clasped hands, and they certainly wouldn't need hospitals paid on the American dime.

The loudest proponents of faith always need some kind of non-faith based material resource, strangely enough.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

"God demands that you give me all your money and work slavishly under me..for reasons!"

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

certainly no death note that's for sure

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 28 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

they are like zionist version of oprah: you're anti-semetic, you;re antisemitc, everbody is anti-semitic.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

They've been riding that "if you __________ you're antisemitic" horse really hard lately. If they keep over using it they're gonna eventually run out of sympathy and ruin it for the people are rather more in need of it to fight actual antisemitic bullshit, including themselves.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Someone needs to ask Netanyahu what he thinks antisemitic means

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 21 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

That's the most antisemitic thing I've ever heard

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

if he was forced to define it, it would probably be something like "anything or anyone that disagrees with Bibi being in power forever".

[–] Buske@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

What a cancerous sore.

[–] germanixx@lemmings.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is there anything that isn't antisemitic left?

[–] aaron@infosec.pub 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (4 children)
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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (9 children)

Is Israel trying to give retroactive justification to Germany ca. 1940?

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 20 hours ago

I think I get where you're going, but don't even go there. Nothing could ever justify any genocide; not the Holocaust, and not the Gaza one. The idea that anything could is frankly, grotesque.

[–] Karrion409@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I get what you're trying to say but let's not go down that path. Genocide isn't justified no matter the circumstances.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's really milking it...

Kinda reminds me of Stalin. That too was a man driven by hate.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 hours ago

Holocaust admission AND Holocaust denial have now both been deemed antisemitic by the ethno-Fascist nation state that claims to represent all Jewish People.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the day where he says reading the Torah is antisemitic.

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 13 points 1 day ago

You wouldn't know he was a gymnastics expert by looking at him.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

How long before we reach the "saying antisemitic is antisemitic" endgame?

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