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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are none of these evil dictators just dying of a heart attack already?!? Let's gooo!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there was a god, the "chosen people" wouldn't need an Iron Dome, just clasped hands, and they certainly wouldn't need hospitals paid on the American dime.

The loudest proponents of faith always need some kind of non-faith based material resource, strangely enough.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

"God demands that you give me all your money and work slavishly under me..for reasons!"

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

certainly no death note that's for sure

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or maybe there is one and it just really fucking hates us, but we'll likely never know.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I think, if so, we'll know soon enough.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

But there's the CIA heart attack pistol from the 70s