Absolutely based Baltics, as always.
khannie
I like this one a lot.
The one thing I'm glad of is that I'll never lose contact with any of my kids over politics unless they're the ones who turn crazy because compassion is the cornerstone of my parenting (with teaching them to respect their boundaries a strong second place).
I hope today goes OK for you pal. Sorry to hear things are shit.
Might try that last one. Definitely sounds interesting.
Happy Christmas!
Tried and succeeded: Guinness. Nom nom nom.
Tried and failed: black tea and black coffee
"I have the files on my desk"
That must be some fucking desk.
Your second one ties right into my second one in the OP :)
The first one, I have a rule: I don't mind if you're a cunt to me occasionally. We're all a cunt occasionally. As long as you come back to me and apologise it shows me that you've considered your behaviour and who knows what caused it.
If you don't, I'll cut you out of my life like the fat off a pork chop.
I call that the preemptive strike :) Very fond of it as someone with a bladder the size of a five year old.
I've given a talk more than once titled "the mistakes I've made so you don't have to".
I never reveal the title in advance and it always gets a giggle but invariably grabs attention.
I agree with that 100%.
The context I was given it in was more about how you view the world. So if you think that people are good you'll invariably find the good and vice versa.

Don't be a dick.