Me 8 years ago:
I'm absolutely not getting a job at amazon, or ups, or usps. I'm not taking a job where you don't have permission to pee. I'm a human being. I don't care if I'm the president of the united states giving a state of the union address live on tv. If I have to pee, I'd tell the camera "Hey America, go grab a snack or something. I'll be right back in like 2 minutes." Fuck it, if I gotta pee, that's just what I'm going to do. Fuck your profits for 3 minutes. I'M expelling waste.
And then my sister is like "it's not that bad."
Then me reading news 6 years ago that an amazon worker died of a heart attack and his coworkers didn't even stop to call 911.
My sister thinks I made that up.