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[–] Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.

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[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Ask that blonde for a date...

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.

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[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Masturbate, back to sleep.

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[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Pack the bowl and fire it up.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Play a Diku or Circle MUD on the local library BBS

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

As a guitarist: get the biggest headstart possible learning music

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

1995? I'd play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅

Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.

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[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

None of you said, "prevent 9/11." For shame.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

As a non american, this would have never crossed my mind

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croaker and we'd be stuck Croaking things

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn't know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago
[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With... Magazines? Shudder

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago

Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

ahh sweet freedom

[–] Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.

[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I'm from the future shouldn't be that hard.

That's 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back

[–] Doolbs@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

AOl, or the BBS's that I was a member of.

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