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Original question by @HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"This episode was badly written!"

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

"It always stopped at one on the show."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.

You know what 'ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?

[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My word is like my balls. I don't break em for nobody!

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

"Hello there"

"Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind..."

"Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße"

"LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!"

"Ils sont fous, ces Romains!"

"The senate will decide your faith"

"Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner"

[–] elkalbil@jlai.lu 2 points 1 week ago

You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Greetings programs!

I prefer to think of them fighting evil in another dimension.

This means something.

Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!

There's no fighting in the war room!

Sire! The Great Leslie escaped with a friar!... He escaped with a chicken?!!!

Of course I denied installing CCTV in the nursery! What the hell would they watch?!!!

I think what we have here... Is a failure to communicate!

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[–] towerful@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Cool Beans

movieHot Rod

[–] ilmagico@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You're entering a world of pain

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bread makes you fat??

  • scott pilgrim
[–] Manxome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Mom, Dad, don’t touch it! It’s evil!

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Dispatch war rocket 'Ajax' to bring back his body."

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

That one also works with queen fans who have never seen the movie

How about them apples

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Pretty bird

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

"I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."

"37."

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

COME. Out. Of. The. Spaceship.

Negative ghost rider the pattern is full.

[–] AnalogNotDigital@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

But for me, it was Tuesday.

[–] gedhrel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I am no messenger.

But I do bring you a message:

the message - of death!

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"Police... men?"

[–] kbal@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

It's okay, everybody relax. I'm here.

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