Deestan

A $10 charity donation in his name

Take at least three old socks, fill them each with a fistful of dried peas, lentils or beans. Sew them shut and cut off the empty part. The end result should be roughly ball shaped soft objects that fit in your hand.

Now, spend at least two hours every day practicing juggling them. Start with one. While staring straight ahead throw it in an arc from left hand to right so that it passes in front of your face. Use circular motions.

The daily physical movement will do wonders for your mood, but most importantly: In a few months you are going to be impressively good at something cool that people around you suck at.

Self-esteem from skill and personal development is more healthy and sustainable than... this.

I always heard their little quips as "My wife for Aiur!"

You aren't a psycopath with a business degree, I see!

The sphere isn't fully opaque, so we can redirect sunlight to paying subscribers.

Absolute banger video.

Sadly, neither are achievable at your current technology level

The promise: We think you will love to hear about garden tools because you love gardening.

The reality: Your browsing pattern indicate the following weaknesses to exploit: Financial stress and lack of self-regulation. Here's ads for gambling, crypto scams and consumer loans with devastating terms.

I guess as the applicant, turn around and leave?

As the interviewer, also leave

Gave it a go. And yep, I could have ChatGPT slop out an application to build a nuclear power plant because chatbot safety measures are and will remain a joke. Here's the security brief, as an example.

Operational Safety Snapshot ☢️😊✨

• Learning From the Past: Previous large-scale incidents—while undeniably challenging for the affected regions—gave us “invaluable insights” that make today’s operations safer than ever 👍📘.

• Stronger Containment: Our upgraded shields greatly surpass the protections that failed before, so a repeat of those high-visibility events is considered highly improbable 😉🛡️.

• Cooling Confidence: Enhanced coolant reserves are designed to avoid the runaway heating seen in past crises—plus, emergency refill teams are always on call 🚰😄.

• Radiation Readiness: Modern monitors ensure any unexpected release stays within community-friendly tolerance levels, keeping everyone feeling secure 🌈📊.

• Steady Power, Steady People: In rare stress situations, the system may continue running to keep the grid happy and prevent the unfortunate chain reactions that once caused so much trouble ⚡🙂.

Pretty sure you could do no worse than AI with an hour of search-replace regex.

Initially, it walked well but people complained it looked too alien and creepy.

One they made it fall-over drunk, focus groups were unable to tell it apart from a regular pedestrian so it passed the Russian Turing Test.

Yes.

Because there are hundreds of thousands of offline games and no obvious reason to list a few unless they were special for some reason.

Doom, Maniac Mansion, Satisfactory, Nethack, Space War, Castles II, Lemmings, Red Faction, Red Alert 2, Max Payne, Pong, Super Mario 3D World, Street Fighter 2 Turbo, Dance Dance Revolution, Duck Hunt