Rhynoplaz

joined 2 years ago
[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Nope. Some people just need to be in the same room (especially one with limited ventilation) and it could set them off. Everybody's reactions are different.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No, but in the 1800s they brought Native Americans into their schools and forced them to be as 'white' as possible, and killed those who didn't conform.

Had they been more successful, most Native Americans would have forgotten all of their culture within a few generations.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wish people would grant me the same courtesy.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

But then I'd have to buy a gaming PC.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

I don't have a game right now. I spent the weekend searching Gamepass and testing out some games I wouldn't have bought blindly, trying to find my next obsession.

None have grabbed me yet. DOOM Middle Ages was starting to get fun but it kept crashing on me. Sorry developer's, if your game doesn't get my attention in the first ten minutes, you never deserved my money, but if I find the game on Gamepass and enjoy it, I tend to let others know.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (10 children)

What if I'm singing along to a song written and performed by a black artist?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I don't blame Big Balls. If I was 18-19 and the richest man on earth asked me to fix the government with him, I don't think I would have turned him down. Kids aren't known for their judgement skills.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Calling is how you get someone to make sure there's no cables down there.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Not until you say I can!

If you're going to make people ask, don't be a dick when they do.

 

In the past 24 hours, I've gotten three calls from mortgage companies looking for my ex-wife. I was pretty sure that she wouldn't put my phone number on her applications, so I asked the last guy who called how he got my number. He explained that they watch EVERYBODY'S credit, and when a mortgage inquiry pops up on anyone's report, they call every number that's ever been associated with that person, just so they can try to snatch the business from the company that ran the inquiry.

One of the callers, after being told I was not my ex, proceeded to read off her birthday and ask if that's when I was born. "No, but thanks for sharing her private information without permission."

If anybody was thinking about using Rocket Mortgage, I would recommend that you don't. If they are this shady on cold calling, I wouldn't trust anything else they do.

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