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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

submitted 1 day ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 152 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Mentioning this on Twitter might bring it to his attention and since this is bad PR, he might expedite the complaint so that it gets fixed sooner. That's probably the thinking here. I've seen it happen with companies before

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

He's also the grandson of a man who tried to overthrow democracy in Canada and was forced to flee.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (10 children)

That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

The worst bug I had on my car had the onboard computer not starting, and the screen remaining black. It meant I had: no GPS, no music, no backup camera, and no parking sensor.

But apart from that, the car was driving perfectly normal, and all the other features were working as expected.

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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

My 2017 mini hasn't had anything, even resembling that?

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

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[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cybersuck?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

Fashcan?

[–] crabigno@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Dorkswagen

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Incel camino

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 23 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

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[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 48 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 41 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago

Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.

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[–] kyle@lemm.ee 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?

Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.

Selfie:

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SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL):

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Dropping it off:

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"Your concern is closed."

Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.

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[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 12 points 10 hours ago

Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!

[–] blurryface@lemm.ee 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (4 children)

Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.

Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach

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[–] arankays@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Put it in H!

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

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[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 22 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.

Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.

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[–] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 22 points 20 hours ago

You just need to seig heil harder, bro

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 20 points 14 hours ago

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How the hell should I know?

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 20 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (5 children)

Literally says on the screen "Exiting and Reentering vehicle might restore operation." I hate the future.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

RIP bozo (the car)

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