He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Mentioning this on Twitter might bring it to his attention and since this is bad PR, he might expedite the complaint so that it gets fixed sooner. That's probably the thinking here. I've seen it happen with companies before
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He's also the grandson of a man who tried to overthrow democracy in Canada and was forced to flee.
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Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.
That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?
The worst bug I had on my car had the onboard computer not starting, and the screen remaining black. It meant I had: no GPS, no music, no backup camera, and no parking sensor.
But apart from that, the car was driving perfectly normal, and all the other features were working as expected.
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Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?
Some people use WankPanzer.
'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'
Cybersuck?
Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.
Fashcan?
Dorkswagen
SyberSuck
Or SS for short
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21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.
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That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago
Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.
I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.
Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.
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Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?
Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.
Selfie:
SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL):
Dropping it off:
"Your concern is closed."
Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.
Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.
You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!
Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.
Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.
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I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach
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You just need to seig heil harder, bro
I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.
Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.
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Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.
It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Literally says on the screen "Exiting and Reentering vehicle might restore operation." I hate the future.
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Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?
How the hell should I know?
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