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[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

The south is easily persuaded, hence brand name

Soda is what it is, comes from soda fountain, soda water etc.

Midwest on some otherworldly cute BS. Dafuq is pop, the sound it makes?!

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TIL Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, and Colorado are part of the midwest.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

Chart gaslighting the public to think Washingtonians say 'pop'. Usually people say Soda here.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

You know they're laughing at you, right? I mean that's my theory.

[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The sound it makes is exactly where the name comes from. Also there were people in soda territory also calling it pop as well way back in the day. That's why the term "soda pop" exists.

You can see a D.C. newspaper from the mid 1800s calling it pop in this wiki article.

History of Pop

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When I asked for a Dr Pepper in Tennessee the waitress said 'here's your coke'. So I said 'wait, I didn't order a coke' and she said ' it's Dr Pepper'. I thought she was flirting with me, so I started smiling at her and gave her a nice tip. This whole interaction now makes a bit more sense.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah... I'm gonna need a detailed breakdown of the rationale you followed to get from "she called Dr. Pepper coke" to "she's flirting with me", if you don't mind.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He thought she was saying a small lie to get a reaction out of him. Like playing a small prank. Playfulness

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

Sure, lets go with that. The fact she was really cute did not cloud my judgment in any way.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That would be a seriously weird way to flirt

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could be said of 95% of all instances of flirting.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

In my adolescence I thought flirting was a secret art. Turns out it really is just being kinda weird and then the other person likes it since they would have liked anything you said with that cute mouth of yours.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dunno where they got this data from, but the PNW is definitely not "pop" country in my experience.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah around here in Cascadia we just call it “the dark waters of imperialism”.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It was when I grew up there. 80s-90s.

[–] jarmitage@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

There was still a “Pop” aisle at my QFC until at least 2014.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

i don't want to be in a place that calls it pop that's stupid as fuck

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Coke is not synonymous with either pop or soda...

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It is in the south, at least where i was

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

How do you order an actual coke in the south?

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago

"Ill have a coke" "What kind?" "Regular" or whatever you want, "pepsi", "diet", "dr pepper" etc

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The real question is "how do they order other sodas". The answer is extra steps.

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago

"When I first come to America I wanted a cola and I say 'cola?' and they would be like 'excuse me?' and I say 'cola. Cola. Cola!' but it wasn't cola; it was cock. Right? You would say 'i want cock.'"

[–] three@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

I'll have a coke, please.

[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Where was that? I was in Georgia for most of my life. Everyone I knew said Coke when they actually wanted a Coke. Soda was the generalized term.

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[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago

I think the west side is a lot more blue than that. I've never once heard somebody refer to it as pop.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Utah should be a lot more blue, everyone says "soda" here.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Same with Colorado. I don't think I heard "pop" once in the 20 years I lived there

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[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Where is Carbonated Beverage on the graph?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Just a soda girlie living in a pop world fr fr 😔

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

I saw we saw off everything south of the Mason Dixon line and deport all the Republicans to it.

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Anyone else remember Soul Calibur 2 Conquest mode?

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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Remember the Game?

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

doesnt coke refer to coca cola specifically?

also pop sounds dumb as hell, soda all the way.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Not in the South lol. My grandma asks what kind of Coke I want, mountain dew or coca cola

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (6 children)

As somebody from Tulsa I can confirm that Oklahoma is a weird mishmash of ‘anything goes’. People will literally say “soda pop”.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Oh right. Like #368 on list of reasons to hate the South, though.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

Vanu fucking sucks. New Conglomerate FTW.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's going on down in Columbus County, North Carolina?

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