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How do you order an actual coke in the south?
"Ill have a coke" "What kind?" "Regular" or whatever you want, "pepsi", "diet", "dr pepper" etc
The real question is "how do they order other sodas". The answer is extra steps.
I'd imagine you just say the name of the other soda. I don't say "I'd like a Dr. Pepper soda" after all.
Although you might say an orange pop 😉
Call it a coca-cola.
"When I first come to America I wanted a cola and I say 'cola?' and they would be like 'excuse me?' and I say 'cola. Cola. Cola!' but it wasn't cola; it was cock. Right? You would say 'i want cock.'"
I'll have a coke, please.