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[โ€“] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could be said of 95% of all instances of flirting.

[โ€“] Lesrid@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

In my adolescence I thought flirting was a secret art. Turns out it really is just being kinda weird and then the other person likes it since they would have liked anything you said with that cute mouth of yours.