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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah... I'm gonna need a detailed breakdown of the rationale you followed to get from "she called Dr. Pepper coke" to "she's flirting with me", if you don't mind.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He thought she was saying a small lie to get a reaction out of him. Like playing a small prank. Playfulness

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

Sure, lets go with that. The fact she was really cute did not cloud my judgment in any way.