someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn't even know it
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
They suspected. They couldn't confirm it.
``Doesn't seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.
If so, it's probably someone with cholera
I am currently in process. Haven't stopped pooping for 17 years.
That's probably why the YMCA won't let you in.
You should see a doctor for that
The doctors made me this way I'm not sure what they're gonna do to help
You load 3.5 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in shit
St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
My toilet over-flows on the company floor
Rookie numbers
How much cum?
OP is full of shit.
Pffffft...
Those are rookie numbers
I can do that in a year when my IBS is flaring up
Fisting with IBS, hey?
I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.
That escalated fist.
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Where does that all go?!?
Double that for me.
3 and a half metric shit tons.
I feel like I'm trending in line to make at least like 6 metric tons of shit. 3.5 seems low.
People who say we need petro chemicals for modern agriculture need to understand this
The problem is that human feces carries a lot of human pathogens.
That's why you compost it before use. Its own heat kills those pathogens with time.
I think North Korea does this with less than optimal results.
In don't think North Korea does anything optimally lol
If everyone would be diligent to compost it correctly, it would work. You couldn't ensure that on a large scale.
If it was State run, of course you could.
You're probably right. I don't think the state would take it on, though. One mistake, and you have deadly consequences and people suing for justice.
You realize every other time it rains in NYC, they dump raw sewage into the ocean and there's an uptick in people who get sick (swimmers) as a result?
Almost every major city in the US has this problem.
So I must disagree. I don't think it would be worse than our current situation.
Also, we currently fertilize food crops with cow manure, which also carries pathogens. These pathogens could be also eliminated by composting too, but I don't think anyone does this. This is usually the cause of e-coli and salmonia outbreaks in the US.
What I'm proposing is safer than the status quo
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So, what you're saying, is that they don't understand shit.
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Sandman slim taught me that you can shit on a tarp for a year, dry it in the sun, and all that shit will fit in a shoebox at the end of the year.
Nah, you're supposed to shit in a bottle and cover it with a balloon and leave it in the sun until the balloon is inflated and then inhale.
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