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Btw I’m vegan.

I use arch btw.

Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

GrapheneOS btw.

No proprietary software in my life other than games.

Don't need AI to code.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago
[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm only playing SuperTuxKart

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Pineapple doesn't really make your semen taste better.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Try also adding a little honey, raspberries, ice, and blending throughly and drinking it through a straw.

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[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

WTF she said it does!

[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You need a larger sample pool

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

How many more dudes do I need to feed pineapple before blowing them?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago

How big does this pool need to be? An Olympic swimming pool?

[–] knightly@pawb.social 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well, you've got my first three. Then there's:

"Be gay, do crimes."

Referencing "my partners" whenever appropriate (or at least as often as straight people talk about their families) and then having to explain polyamory to confused old people.

"Buy local, use cash."

"The trick to a fancy curled moustache is not to twist it. The moustache-twirling villain is a myth, you've gotta spike it out straight and then bend the curve in."

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can't imagine trying to pay with cash anymore, stores aren't really set up for it anymore

we only maintain cash symbolically

[–] knightly@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They did that on purpose. "Cashless" just means giving a middleman the opportunity to take a cut.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

I couldn't agree more unfortunately it just feels like the only real solution would be one at the government policy level

Depends on the area. Some places even give small discounts for paying cash. Cash is king in NYC.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

"It's too late for me. But you can still save yourself."

Well, I used to. They don't let me talk to the interns any more.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some cheaper cast iron has lead in it btw

I almost exclusively use cast iron

You can wash cast iron with dish detergent btw

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just in general cast iron has this sense about it like people think it's made of gossamer and not a chunk of literal iron. They aren't that delicate. Even coarse scrubbies are fine if not applied too firmly.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They're also fine with some tomato sauce and standing around with it for a while. I mean, they'll become pretty ugly and you'll get some extra iron in you but they won't die. If they're used every day they won't always be be pristinely black.

I've dropped some too, they can handle it. Something else usually cracks first unless it lands on the handle or something.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah I use tomatoes in mine constantly. It's totally fine.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I have never thought dropping a cast iron held concern for the skillet, but whatever inevitably stopped its fall.

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You should try riding your bike to work, it's a lot easier and more rewarding than you think

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i'll stick with the train.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 9 points 2 days ago

Have you tried riding your bike on the train tracks instead of the highway

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Oh definitely, if transit is available take that any day. This is aimed more at folks who drive to work

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was doing this until it started getting cold in the morning!

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what clothes are for! I live in northern Indiana and ride through most of the winter unless the road conditions feel unsafe. The trick is wearing a second inner layer (easy if you go to work in a collared shirt or fleece) as well as a leather jacket, gloves, and bar mitts (keeps the wind and the snow off your hands). In the spring and fall I keep a light jacket and gloves in my bag just in case it's unusually cold that day for whatever reason.

That said, some biking to work is better than none!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I basically grew up on a hill in England and that was way colder than Australia (it barely ever even dips sub-zero), so by lunchtime I’m wandering around in a t-shirt. Think the problem is waking up in a house optimised for air circulation but it’s not hot weather.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

Tanith Lee created modern weird fantasy and Neil Gaiman stole all his best stuff from her.

In "Red As Blood" she takes all the Disney princesses and makes them evil. Snow White is a vampire and Cinderella is a witch who drives the Prince insane.

https://bookshop.org/p/books/red-as-blood-tales-of-the-sisters-grimmer-tanith-lee/14214058?ean=9781479447473&next=t

[–] squarebrain@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Drink more water.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's your favorite faction of 40k?

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Space Gorillas

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You will die and your corpse will rot. Your memories will fade and your existence will vanish. The void will consume us, our extinction is inevitable. We are worthless and nothing matters!

Anyway, good morning, neighbor. Looking sunny today, eh?

Did you know octopuses can open jars?

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That they are wrong.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

We are living in one of the best times in human history.

“The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”

[–] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

I avoid disposable plastic whenever is possible, my home and personal care products are plastic free.

[–] Toes@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago

Did you know Oreos are vegan?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I like to tell people "I can smell your cunt"

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

*colt 45 intro plays (Afroman)

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[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I used to have a lot of these. Not sure where I lost my need to tell anyone about it.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Have fun, don't die.

Any time I or they leave.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I use arch btw too, but I'm thinking about trying nixOS

idk if I should

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