this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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[โ€“] teslasaur@lemmy.world 125 points 4 days ago (12 children)

As a swede having seen /r/foodporn's version of a cinnamon bun, all i can say is "we know".

For some reason, americans want cum on their buns. When called out for it, the whole swedish meme-reddit got banned ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

Amerikaner och deras runkbullar....

[โ€“] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

And yet these are how IKEA sells themโ€ฆ

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[โ€“] wewbull@feddit.uk 37 points 4 days ago

...in America

[โ€“] fushuan@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's not how they were in Germany nor Spain, in both of these places they had no white stuff over it.

They are wrong then

[โ€“] teslasaur@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why does a furniture store...?

[โ€“] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ikea sells waaaaay more than just furniture. It's a little slice of Sweden in a giant metal shed. My guess is that American ikea sells glazed cinnamon buns because the Scandinavian ones are honestly a little bit shit.

[โ€“] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

I might have also just mixed up Ikea and Jysk.

[โ€“] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

We won't judge you, if you don't judge us. It's the Japanese we really got to worry about

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[โ€“] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 87 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] floo@retrolemmy.com 40 points 4 days ago (27 children)

This is one of those movies that I absolutely adored when it first came out, but I havenโ€™t ever really re-watched it in the decades since because Iโ€™m afraid it might not have aged well. And I prefer to remember it fondly.

[โ€“] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

Just saw it again the other day. It's still really good imo.

[โ€“] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like that you posted the broadcast TV edit of the movie, which wasn't allowed to show the famous cum joke on-screen.

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I think it's called There's Something About Mary?

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Same! I might bust it out and try it on the wife and kids tonight.

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[โ€“] MTK@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My first thought was "why the fuck am I seeing a cum glazed slug earring?" Don't know if it's my brain or the design that is at fault here

Bukakke earings

[โ€“] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago

Weird looks: +200%

Strangers attempting to lick ears: +3000%

[โ€“] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

$4? That's a deal if I've ever seen one, especially in this economy.

Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

At the very least change the angle of the earring a little bit...

[โ€“] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought that the second one was a baked potato, also with cum. But it was just turned to the side.

[โ€“] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

I am here, loyally keeping your download folder rated PG.

[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Cum-bun-ear-rangs

[โ€“] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ok, now do a Krispy Kreme one. Cause clearly someone who would buy this would love a glazed ring... 0_0

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