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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago

May you have the life you voted for.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump...

Then he gets what he gets. I don't feel a damn bit sorry for someone that stupid.

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

Sounds like he just incriminated himself from his own illegal business practices, lock him up!

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Tiger eats face.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Or, you know, they could offer good wages and benefits to attract legal workers and charge enough for the milk to cover their costs. I'm lactose intolerant anyway, I don't care if milk and cheese become a little more expensive. But I know, my idea is crazy.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

What's interesting in watching all this unfold is the revelation to us all just how unsustainable a lot of this is.

I'm doing ok, saved a bunch ahead of this dumpster fire bc I was afraid it'd happen. But it's weird watching people suffer at their own self-inflicted consequences.

I want to help, but... 🤷

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Sometimes it feels like being happy that Trumpers are suffering is like cheering when a disease dies with the host. It's a momentary happiness that the Balrog fell... milliseconds before you realize it's pulling you down with it.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

And the drugs is still happening anyway and those gangbangers were locals anyways so yeah, congratulations 🎉

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Knowingly using undocumented workers, complaining about not having a visa program to continue taking advantage of migrants he degrades, and would still vote Trump, too. I hope they get bird flu from a big face full of cow mucus.

[–] Gstocklein@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)
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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

If you don't want to have to be milking cows in the wee hours, maybe cow farming isn't for you.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 23 hours ago

Just hire Americans

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

If you voted for Trump you deserve worse than you'll get.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

remember when humans were free of intoxicants and violence ?

the good old-never-fucken-happened days.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

This is the kind of thing that made me realise how much a urban being I am.
The way, I'm imagining a farmer, at least the one with milk farm is a guy waking before the sun because he must milk the cows at 4 a.m.

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[–] bluestribute@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

And to this milk farmer I say: Shut up and keep milking

I hope the industry collapses.

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