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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] Primax@lemmy.world 239 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

You have to be a unique kind of stupid to profit from illegal labour and vote to have illegals deported.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 98 points 20 hours ago

Not unique, unfortunately, but very common.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 57 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, they have been targeted very precisely with a military psychological operation that is explicitly geared to striking fear into the vulnerable and building poor political choices off of that fear.

Yes, they're incredibly arrogant, violent, and stupid, but MAGA (and it's prequel; Brexit) works off of fear and not much else. Maybe if they really like country music I guess that could be a thing. Or flags. It sure as hell doesn't work off of reason or logic, obviously.

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Nah, farmers would vote for Satan if he had a GOP endorsement.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yea but like that one trans athlete won a race and the bitch that finished 5th was blonde so like, cant have that

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[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 136 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah, because Vermont had so many issues at the Canafian border... and "gangbangers" are such a big problem in rural areas lol

GET FUCKED.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 71 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

They have imagined a threat (there isn't one) so they can imagine they are in danger or persecuted (they aren't), so they can imagine they deserve a savior (they don't), who they imagine Donald Trump to be (he most definitely isn't one).

I'd say it's a cult, but I doubt most cults even require this level of mental gymnastics.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to most religion.

[–] Sterling@lemm.ee 27 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Is a religion not just a cult that really took off?

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 16 hours ago (10 children)

oh no, you lost access to the people you were viciously exploiting because of your racism?

well boo fucking hoo

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[–] noride@lemm.ee 84 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump

Maybe if he just offers the leopards a little more face....

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 84 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

You're the cow now, Trump milks these rubes who don't care what he says or does until it affects them.

This article is focusing on the wrong issue, forget the "woe-is-me-poor-farmer" BS. The real tragedy is the countless workers, ya know the ones that ACTUALLY do the labor that are jobless for justifiable fear of being called a terrorist invader and get a trip to an El Salvadorian prison.

Boo hoo, the workers you were exploiting can't work. Too fucking bad. Do it yourself at 4 AM, it's quite literally and explicitly what you voted for.

Is America finally great again ya fuck?

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

I agree with you about what the real issue is. That said, this kind of article is important. Remember that MAGA can't empathize with someone unless they identify with that person. To MAGA, the struggles of immigrants are unimportant so focusing on them is targeting the wrong audience if we want to change minds. Highlighting the struggles of people MAGA can identify with might actually be able to change some minds.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 18 points 10 hours ago

Dude, the guy in the interview said he would vote for trump again anyway, no amount of identification will help those kind of people.

Just hope they have the day they voted for, and bless their heart.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 68 points 16 hours ago
[–] flandish@lemmy.world 58 points 20 hours ago

what did they think .. wait. yeah. they’re not capable of thinking.

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 54 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

So you are... Checks notes 2200 miles away from the border. I feel like even if we disregard them voting for trump and just judge them based on that being their main voting issue, they're dumb as fuck, aren't they?

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 40 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The guy is worried about gangs, yet lives in rural Vermont. What a fucking idiot.

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[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 hours ago

Never understimate the power of bigotry as a political motivator, in particular among the uneducated. Trump and his oligarch cronies certainly doesn't.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 14 hours ago

"We voted for racism, not poverty and hard work! We don't want these jobs - they're for the spi... I mean for those people." --MAGA.

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 41 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You could hire Americans at living wage...

Oh no, I said the 'other' quiet part out loud.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, "the locals don't want to do this kind of work" at the wages I pay them.

It would drive up the cost of milk and milk products like baby formula, which is a hardship for poor families, but of course the government COULD step up more on WIC, because we know the GOP cares so much about babies and children!

Thinking now, I wonder how much of the American milk supply is bought by Nestlé. I bet there's a way they could eat the extra cost and still make a profit, just not an obscene profit.

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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago

Guess who he will vote for next election. Nothing like repeatedly jamming a stick in your spokes.

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[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 29 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Trump made you a better, harder working person. That’s not good?

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

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The problem here is those farmers will now want to charge more. Even though their labor cost just went down.

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[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 28 points 16 hours ago

Fuck this guy and his farm.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago

Boo fuckin hoo.

You also voted to milk cows alone at 4 a.m. you lazy mouth-breathing imbeciles. Enjoy.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What was wrong with the border? The farmer is a racist or a sheep. Sounds like both.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"We voted for trump..." = you deserve whatever you get

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 25 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Leopards! Leopards!

Nom Nom Nom!

Eat their noses

Bite their toeses

Nom Nom Nom!

Gooooo, LEOPARDS!

[–] ramsgrl909@lemmy.world 24 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

It's strange. I live in rural VT and whenever i bike around you see Trump signs on a lot of farm fields. But then you read the newspaper and you read about ICE detaining legal employees at farms and the farmers being upset about it.

I genuinely don't understand.

[–] TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Complete and dangerous lack of education and critical thought in any capacity

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face :("

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

These maga fuckers deserve all the worst

[–] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

Thoughts & prayers, idiots.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

These dipshits got screwed during his last term. They couldn't have had a better example of exactly what he was going to do.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 20 points 8 hours ago

"I voted to get kicked in the balls and I must say that I was shocked when I got kicked in the balls."

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

At least you guys are getting a parade for his birthday. That should be fun.

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 19 points 17 hours ago

So did this Make America Great Again?

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 19 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Don't worry, Dustin Machia, fifth-generation dairy farmer from Sheldon.

Sell your farm to Farmco Inc: their robots will milk your cows.

Buy an overpriced house in the city to live, maybe one with lots of drugs and gang-bangers.

Make sure you support Trump's election bid in 2028, and/or vote for Donald Trump, Jr, lest a satanic Democrat moderate who defeated AOC by just a hair wins.

If you get age related health problems, look to RFK, Jr.

Remember the days when Americans and Canadians could cross the Vermont-Quebec border with relative ease? Those days are gone, and much of Canada, and perhaps a third of America, now hate people like you.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

May you have the life you voted for.

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