Hayduke

We can’t be starting headlines like that without considering the emotional roller coaster involved.

He has likely never been anywhere near a cashier at a grocery store in the past 50 years

That sucks. I watched people rip that for hours last time I was in Munich. Super entertaining

I’m starting to understand the art of the deal now. You see, it’s to get fucked over so many times on purpose so that you appear like you can’t negotiate shit. Then one day you turn the tables and catch everyone off-guard, scoring a major win. I have a feeling trump is just waiting for that golden opportunity. Truly a master at the craft, truly.

No thanks and no thanks. The best message she had was basically “well, I’m not trump” and air-balled. With the little runway she was afforded, I cared less about her life story, breakout republican alignment and Walz and Vance getting chummy, and more about tackling the very real pressing issues every day people face. The message that she won’t do what trump is likely to do was just a low bar and already understood, or at least implied, and whatever else she had was nebulous and same-old.

I didn’t dislike her, and she would have probably been fine, but she struck me as a B-tier candidate on the best of days.

Geeze, just in time

If it’s between the two of them. No. Find someone else. What a stupid poll

Jedediah is amazing. Something everyone should experience.

I would expect nothing less from America’s second-loudest chowderhead.

Senators aren’t “randos”. Each state has two.

Thanks to the new South Park season, I have now been calling him “Twatoo”

If there’s one thing Republicans in this administration seem to be good at, it’s finding a way to be fucking children.